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Lelik, mag ek haar nooit sien nie

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Gatiep: Gamat, hoe wiet djy wanne n girl sommer erg lielik is?
Gamat: Nuh, ek wietie,my broe...
Gatiep: wanne sy innie pool spring ennie Kreepy Krauly spring yt en begin grassny.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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:lmao: Moet haar aan Malema voorstel :lmao:
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Hoppy wrote::lmao: Moet haar aan Malema voorstel :lmao:

djy vegiet, hy ken ha kla, dis hoeko hy to tekere ga....
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lmao: :lmao:
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nice
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