* Graad 5 Afrikaans
Eksamen*
1. Waarvoor word beesvelle
gebruik?
Om die bees binne te hou
2. Wat is outobiografie?
Dis die ontstaan en geskiedenis
van die motorkar
3. Noem 5 dinge wat melk bevat?
Kaas, botter en 3 koeie
4. Wat is die verlede tyd van
eet?
Honger
5. Wat is die verkleinwoord van
Oupa?
Kleinseun
6. Wat is die teenoorgestelde van
kleinneef?
Kleinteef
7. Wat is die doel van die
kies-en oogtande?
Die kiestande kou die kos en die
oogtande kyk dat hulle die kouwerk Goed
doen.
8. Voltooi die volgende idioom:
Hoe meer Haas...
Hoe groter haaspastei
9. Wat is die meervoud van
kabeljou?
Kabeljulle
10. 'n Sin met "ter aarde
bestel..."
"Wie op ter aarde bestel so
'n groot koek?"
11. Formule vir 'n sirkel se
omtrek:
"paai straal kordaat"
12. Wat is teenoorstaande hoeke?
Hoeke wat vir mekaar kyk
13. Waarom is die seun in die
verhaal gestraf?
Omdat hy sy eie virgin van die
volkslied gesing het.
14 . Wat is 'n terminale siekte?
As jy op die lughawe siek word!
15. Vertaal in Afrikaans: "I
beg your pardon?" (My favourite) HuH?
16 . Wat noem ons iemand wat
velle looi?
Onderwyser
17. Wat kry jy as jy jou
melktande wissel?
Pepermenttande
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