Blerie publieke toilete!

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Johannes van die See
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Blerie publieke toilete!

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Ek het skaars op die toilet gaan sit toe ek die ou langs my hoor: “Hey, hoe lyk dit?”
Verward antwoord ek toe maar terug: “Uuhhm, ek is fine, net bietjie besig nou…”
Weer hoor ek die stem: “So wat maak jy?”
Nie dat dit enigsins iets van sy besigheid is nie, maar ek sit nou hier, so toe antwoord ek terug: “Seker maar dieselfde as jy. Shopping en so aan.”Weer hoor ek langsaan: “Kan ek oorkom?”
Toe strip ek my moer: “Luister hieso,ek is besig om te k4k, in ‘n publieke toilet, my hel man!”
Langsaan hoor ek ‘n half nervous stem: “Luister, ek bel jou terug. Hier is ‘n idiot in die toilet langsaan wat my heeltyd antwoord terwyl ek met jou oor die foon praat!

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Sjitty experience .... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :laugh2:
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dankie Johannes, na die lang dag was dit nou n GOEIE een !! :)
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:D: :D: :D: :D:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ek het nou so gelag ek moes TOILETE toe :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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