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"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In
over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay, then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen.
In length and width, it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it
just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very bad that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could.
"I am so sorry," she said.. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
She ran out of the room.
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Re: Nurses aren't supposed to laugh
Realy sorry to hear about your ordeal Jaco, maybe you should see a therapist?
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Re: Nurses aren't supposed to laugh
Hey that was Bob, not me.Hoppy wrote:Realy sorry to hear about your ordeal Jaco, maybe you should see a therapist?
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Re: Nurses aren't supposed to laugh
Ja ons weet almal gebruik skuilnameZandyl wrote:Hey that was Bob, not me.Hoppy wrote:Realy sorry to hear about your ordeal Jaco, maybe you should see a therapist?
"Onderwerp julle dan aan God; weerstaan die duiwel, en hy sal van julle wegvlug." Jak 4:7
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Re: Nurses aren't supposed to laugh
"Bob" like "Koos" is a std alias.
As long as it's big enough to please yourself, you'll be ok.
As long as it's big enough to please yourself, you'll be ok.
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The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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Re: Nurses aren't supposed to laugh
Hoppy wrote:"Bob" like "Koos" is a std alias.
As long as it's big enough to please yourself, you'll be ok.
"Onderwerp julle dan aan God; weerstaan die duiwel, en hy sal van julle wegvlug." Jak 4:7
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Re: Nurses aren't supposed to laugh
WARE verhaal -
Die omie moet ingaan vir n operasie - en die privaat area moet geskeer word ...
Die een nurse hou daarvan om die mans te skeer, veral as hulle so lekker skaam is. En so vra sy die Matrone dat sy die man kan skeer. Een van die nurses loop vertel toe vir die oom wat gaan gebeur, en hoekom die nurse hom wil skeer.
Hy kyk die storie so en besluit dan moet hy maar n plan maak ...
en so blaai hy deur die SCOPE .....
en toe die nurse die gordyn toe trek, lig hy die kombers op en sê: "Nou hoe hou jy nou van so lat."
die nurse storm net daar uit - en die matrone reken toe: "Maar jy wou dan die man skeer, gaan terug en maak klaar ..."
Die omie moet ingaan vir n operasie - en die privaat area moet geskeer word ...
Die een nurse hou daarvan om die mans te skeer, veral as hulle so lekker skaam is. En so vra sy die Matrone dat sy die man kan skeer. Een van die nurses loop vertel toe vir die oom wat gaan gebeur, en hoekom die nurse hom wil skeer.
Hy kyk die storie so en besluit dan moet hy maar n plan maak ...
en so blaai hy deur die SCOPE .....
en toe die nurse die gordyn toe trek, lig hy die kombers op en sê: "Nou hoe hou jy nou van so lat."
die nurse storm net daar uit - en die matrone reken toe: "Maar jy wou dan die man skeer, gaan terug en maak klaar ..."
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Re: Nurses aren't supposed to laugh
Was that not maybe Bob M........ from other side the Limpopo River ?
