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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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Re: bargain Alert-let the rubber rise
I won't laugh at Chris. He obviously speaks Afrikaans. Imagine me trying to find the Afrikaans word for rubberising.
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Re: bargain Alert-let the rubber rise
Don't think there is an Afrikaans word for it .... or is there?
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: bargain Alert-let the rubber rise
As ek R50 stuur, sal iemand vir hom 'n woodeboek koop???
'02 KZ 'Lux. Cooled. Chipped. Onca'd. Cherished!
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If you are a diesel fan, raise your hand.
If you aren't raising your hand, raise your standards!
A 4x4 is merely a machine that enables you to get stuck further away from civilization.
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Re: bargain Alert-let the rubber rise
Dit klink soos die twee boere daar van Upington wat dorp toe gekom het vir besigheid.
Hulle kry toe 'n pap wiel op pad en toe hulle by die bandehandelaar kom vra die jong
man agter die toon bank:"Can I help you."Wel die twee manne kyk na mekaar en die een
se vir die ander dat hy moet antwoord,want sy Engels is nie so waffers nie.Die ou hak af
en se:"We got a flat......"Hy hak vas en vra toe sy maat:"Hel,wat is 'n tyre nou weet in Engels"!
Hulle kry toe 'n pap wiel op pad en toe hulle by die bandehandelaar kom vra die jong
man agter die toon bank:"Can I help you."Wel die twee manne kyk na mekaar en die een
se vir die ander dat hy moet antwoord,want sy Engels is nie so waffers nie.Die ou hak af
en se:"We got a flat......"Hy hak vas en vra toe sy maat:"Hel,wat is 'n tyre nou weet in Engels"!
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Re: bargain Alert-let the rubber rise
Sliver wrote:Dit klink soos die twee boere daar van Upington wat dorp toe gekom het vir besigheid.
Hulle kry toe 'n pap wiel op pad en toe hulle by die bandehandelaar kom vra die jong
man agter die toon bank:"Can I help you."Wel die twee manne kyk na mekaar en die een
se vir die ander dat hy moet antwoord,want sy Engels is nie so waffers nie.Die ou hak af
en se:"We got a flat......"Hy hak vas en vra toe sy maat:"#Hel,wat is 'n tyre nou weet in Engels"!
Janee, dit is nogtans my algemene ondervinding dat Afrikaans sprekende mense beter Engels praat as wat Engels sprekende mense Afrikaans praat. Ek's self 'n "soutie" en al rede dat ek met Afrikaans oor die weg kom is dat ek dit hier oppie forum gebruik anderste kry ek g'n oefening daarmee nie .... hier plaaslik praat daar baie min mense Afrikaans.
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Kondomisering
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The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
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Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!