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bargain Alert-let the rubber rise

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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I won't laugh at Chris. He obviously speaks Afrikaans. Imagine me trying to find the Afrikaans word for rubberising. :confused:
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:lol: :lol:

Don't think there is an Afrikaans word for it .... or is there?
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Gebrokeingels :lol:
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As ek R50 stuur, sal iemand vir hom 'n woodeboek koop???
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Dit klink soos die twee boere daar van Upington wat dorp toe gekom het vir besigheid.
Hulle kry toe 'n pap wiel op pad en toe hulle by die bandehandelaar kom vra die jong
man agter die toon bank:"Can I help you."Wel die twee manne kyk na mekaar en die een
se vir die ander dat hy moet antwoord,want sy Engels is nie so waffers nie.Die ou hak af
en se:"We got a flat......"Hy hak vas en vra toe sy maat:"Hel,wat is 'n tyre nou weet in Engels"!
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Sliver wrote:Dit klink soos die twee boere daar van Upington wat dorp toe gekom het vir besigheid.
Hulle kry toe 'n pap wiel op pad en toe hulle by die bandehandelaar kom vra die jong
man agter die toon bank:"Can I help you."Wel die twee manne kyk na mekaar en die een
se vir die ander dat hy moet antwoord,want sy Engels is nie so waffers nie.Die ou hak af
en se:"We got a flat......"Hy hak vas en vra toe sy maat:"#Hel,wat is 'n tyre nou weet in Engels"!
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Janee, dit is nogtans my algemene ondervinding dat Afrikaans sprekende mense beter Engels praat as wat Engels sprekende mense Afrikaans praat. Ek's self 'n "soutie" en al rede dat ek met Afrikaans oor die weg kom is dat ek dit hier oppie forum gebruik anderste kry ek g'n oefening daarmee nie .... hier plaaslik praat daar baie min mense Afrikaans. :eh:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao:
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