MEN JUST DON T LISTEN

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MEN JUST DON T LISTEN

Post by Mud Dog »

Gender-Specific Driving Etiquette


A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road. At the same time, a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road.




When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts


Donkey !



Immediately the man shouts back


B%T@H !


The man laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining his speed.









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Moral of the story:

Men never listen and, when they do, they don't understand one word a woman is saying.
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Post by Hoppy »

wonder how her car looked after she hit the b tch
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There are better ways of getting a little more horse power. :crazy:
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Post by GI Jane »

love it.... :laugh2: :laugh2:
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He made a real ass of himself!
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Post by jagermeister »

:lol: :lol: eina :lol: :lol:
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:shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:
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:laugh2: :laugh2:
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:lmao: :shock2: :lmao:
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Hoppy wrote:wonder how her car looked after she hit the b tch
:lmao: :lmao:
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LOL
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Post by Donkey »

assume - ass out of me and you (in this case him and her) :o: and not listen, :lol:
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