My darling husband

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My darling husband

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My darling husband,

Before you return from your trip, I want to let you know about a little accident I had with your Bakkie. Fortunately, it was not too bad and I didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. In fact, about 5 seconds after it was over, I felt much better and was back to my happy, smiling self! I didn't see any reason to notify the police as it happened at home.

I was coming home from Spar, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake! The garage door is slightly bent but your Bakkie, fortunately, came to a halt when it bumped into your car. Lucky for you, your motorcycle was spared.

I am really sorry, darling. But with your kind-hearted, giving, loving personality I'm positive you will forgive me. Remember how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart. Enclosed is a picture of my little "accident." Have a safe trip home. Oh yes, before I forget... Your girlfriend called, she apologised that she could not make the trip.

Your loving wife


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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :aggresive:
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Impressive! Is that van fitted with a Difflock ? :twisted:
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Good one :lmao: :lmao: :thumbup:
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the BuTch3R wrote:Impressive! Is that van fitted with a Difflock ? :twisted:
Nope... he does it like the Landies..... een hengse aanloop en baie spoed :twisted:
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CasKru wrote:
the BuTch3R wrote:Impressive! Is that van fitted with a Difflock ? :twisted:
Nope... he does it like the Landies..... een hengse aanloop en baie spoed :twisted:
WIE vertel jou sulke bollie ?

Landies en "baie spoed" hoort mos nie in dieselfde sin nie ....
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Daar is geen skade agter op die ferrari nie, maar die bakkie het skade regs agter, die ferrari staan reguit en die bakkie skeef, die ferrari het onder die bakkie ingery!
Hy moet maar die girlfriend vat want sy vrou lieg vir hom, sy was by haar boyfriend met die ferrari toe kom sy gesuip by die huis!
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:lmao: :clap: :clap:
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Hoppy wrote:Daar is geen skade agter op die ferrari nie, maar die bakkie het skade regs agter, die ferrari staan reguit en die bakkie skeef, die ferrari het onder die bakkie ingery!
Hy moet maar die girlfriend vat want sy vrou lieg vir hom, sy was by haar boyfriend met die ferrari toe kom sy gesuip by die huis!
Ook weer waar maar waar kom die merke teen die ceiling vandaan? :twisted: :twisted:
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