An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman lurking in The shadows.
'Twenty dollars, she whispers.
Paddy had never had a hooker before, but decides -- what the hell, it's Only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.
They're going at it for a couple of minutes when, all of a sudden, a Light flashes on them. It's a police officer.
'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.
'I'm making love to me wife,' the Irishman answers sounding annoyed.
'Oh, I'm so sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'
'Well, needer did I,' says Paddy, 'til ya shoined dat light in her face!!!
The Irish hooker..
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1995 Hilux Raider 2.2 EFI Turbo DC
Alucab Canopy with Kitchen and Recovery sections
National Luna Split Charge system and Dual Battery
80W solar panel and MPPT controller
20.5" LED BAR
5ton tow bar with recovery points
Nudge-M front bumper
80l Long Range Fuel Tank
90l Water Tank
Slide Drawer System
Safari Snorkel
Double Lockers - Toyota Electric selectable
Diff breathers
The worst anti hi-jack alarm system ever, SANJI!!
A bad day out is still better than a good day in!!