Dinge kan altyd erger wees

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Dinge kan altyd erger wees

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PA LOOP VERBY SY SEUN SE KAMER EN TOT SY STOMME VERBASING SIEN HY DIE BED
IS NETJIES OPGEMAAK.


TOE SIEN HY 'N KOEVERT OP DIE KUSSING.

DIS GERIG AAN "PA".

MET BEKLEMMING OM SY HART TEL HY DIT OP, SKEUR DIT OOP EN LEES DIE BRIEFIE :

"LIEWE PA, DIS MET GROOT SPYT EN VERDRIET DAT EK VIR JOU SKRYF.

EK MOES WEGLOOP SAAM MET MY NUWE MEISIE OMDAT EK NIE MET JOU EN MA WOU RUSIE MAAK NIE. EK EN SANTIE HET WARE PASSIE ONTDEK. SY IS SO OULIK. EK WEET JULLE KEUR HAAR NIE GOED NIE, OMDAT DAAR SO BAIE RINGE DEUR HAAR LIPPE & NEUS IS, EN SY VYF JAAR OUER AS EK IS. MAAR IS NIE NET VERLIEFGEIT NIE, PA SY IS SWANGER. ONS WIL SOMMER NOG BAIE KINDERS HÊ. SANTIE SÊ ONS SAL BAIE GELUKKIG WEES.

SY HET 'N WOONWA WAT IEWERS IN 'N BOS STAAN EN DAAR IS 'N HELE HOOP VUURMAAKHOUT VIR DIE WINTER. SANTIE HET MY OOK GELEER DAT DAGGA NIE NET SLEG IS NIE. ONS GAAN SOMMER SELF 'N BIETJIE DAARVAN IN DIE BOS KWEEK EN DIT AAN DIE ANDER MENSE IN DIE KOMMUNE VERKOOP. DAN KAN ONS MET DAARDIE GELD ANDER, DUURDER DRUGS SOOS COKE OF TIK KOOP.

INTUSSEN HOOP EN BID ONS DAT DIE WETENSKAP 'N KUUR VIR VIGS VIND SODAT SANTIE GESOND RAAK. SY VERDIEN DIT !!! MOENIE BEKOMMERD WEES NIE, PA EK IS DAREM AL VYFTIEN EN KAN NA MYSELF KYK. ONTSPAN, EN GENIET DIE KLEINKINDERS WAT NOG KOM.

MET LIEFDE, JOU SEUN

"PS !!! PA, NIKS HIERVAN IS WAAR NIE!!!!

EK IS BY JANNIE.

EK WOU PA MAAR NET DAARAAN HERINNER DAAR IS BAIE ERGER DINGE IN DIE LEWE AS 'N SWAK RAPPORT (DIS ONDER DIE KUSSING)."

BEL MAAR WANNEER DIT VEILIG IS OM HUIS TOE TE KOM !!!!!"
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Ek weet nie hoekom daar so baie reply`s was nie...
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Petrusd wrote:Ek weet nie hoekom daar so baie reply`s was nie...
Petrus dis nou eers Woensdag, die ouens kom nou eer by van na die naweek en op Vrydag is hul nie lus vir werk dan reageer hul gou. :laugh2: :laugh2:
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
(ps: die van ons wat in die Kaap was, moet nou eers bietjie werk inhaal)
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Met so kreatiewe brein hoe kan hy sleg doen op sy rapport? :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Kyk ek dink elke pa wat so brief lees, se bloed vries terwyl hy so brief lees..
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My pa sou my hardere gewetter het as ek so 'n brief geskryf het :blackeye:
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george wrote:My pa sou my hardere gewetter het as ek so 'n brief geskryf het :blackeye:
Hoe se die een ou "ek is nie so dom nie' ek is so geslaan" :lol: :lol:
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
ek moet so iets doen as ek al 5 uur die oggend verdwyn om te gaan hengel.
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