A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
'OK old fart, time for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you can't handle
ALL of these chickens.
Look what it has done to me
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'
The young rooster says,
'Beat it: You are washed up
and I am taking over.'
The old rooster says,
'I tell you what, young stud.
I'll race you around the farmhouse.
Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs.
'You know you don't stand a chance, old man
So, just to be fair,
I'll give you a head start.'
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.
They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
when he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Rooster is squawking
and running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM -
he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
'Dammit.....third gay rooster I bought this month.'
Moral of this story? ....
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!
STUD ROOSTER - For Eric and Andy!
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Re: STUD ROOSTER - For Eric and Andy!
Good one! .... even thoigh it's not the first time I've heard it (the age and experience thing I suppose .... they do the rounds every few years
) .... remember the lesson though! 
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: STUD ROOSTER - For Eric and Andy!
Eish Bretton I am sure this one was posted on the forum a couple of time already never mind all the millions times I received it via mail before.
Mind you my mom has not mailed it to me yet, Andy maybe you should send it to her and then I can get it from her as well ;)
Mind you my mom has not mailed it to me yet, Andy maybe you should send it to her and then I can get it from her as well ;)
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Re: STUD ROOSTER - For Eric and Andy!
Bennie is die pille nie 'n bietjie te sterk nie... broer?
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Watter Pille??
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Re: STUD ROOSTER - For Eric and Andy!
Ja Bennie... you choose... miskien is dit die smarties??
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Re: STUD ROOSTER - For Eric and Andy!
Age and wisdom has it advantages... ;)
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Nope... I'm full of hay fever... <sniff> 
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Re: STUD ROOSTER - For Eric and Andy!
Well, I haven't heard that one yet!
Very funny!
(And as fate would have it I guess I'll get this twelve times this week now... Like the Woodpecker one, which was hilarious too).
Very funny!
(And as fate would have it I guess I'll get this twelve times this week now... Like the Woodpecker one, which was hilarious too).
Hilux 4x4. . . . 