Joke of the day

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:00 am

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Obelix and Dogmatix · Post by **Obelix and Dogmatix** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:40 am

Kobus, jy moet 'n biekie meer geld spandeer op maintenance!! :evil:

:evil:

Post by **Mud Dog** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:42 am

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Thunder02 · Post by **Thunder02** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:42 pm

Obelix and Dogmatix wrote:Kobus, jy moet 'n biekie meer geld spandeer op maintenance!! :evil: :evil:

African Retreads

Obelix and Dogmatix · Post by **Obelix and Dogmatix** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:30 pm

Obelix and Dogmatix · Post by **Obelix and Dogmatix** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:32 pm

Obelix and Dogmatix · Post by **Obelix and Dogmatix** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:33 pm

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:38 pm

Post by **Mud Dog** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:02 pm

Five Horses

Very moving and profound. Brings a lump to one’s throat, or a tear to one's eye!

This is mythical and deep ... Truly beautiful.

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"Five Horses Is Her Name"

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A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.

He replied, "She is called Five Horses".

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The man said, "That's an unusual name for a wife. What does it mean?"

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The Old Indian answered, "It is an old Indian name. It means ..."

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"NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!"

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 8:56 am

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Masekind · Post by **Masekind** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:08 am

HAHAHA ja dit is n pes ding

4 runner oldie · Post by **4 runner oldie** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:31 am

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KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:39 am

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:41 am

Huismoeles · Post by **Huismoeles** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:43 am

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:48 am

Obelix and Dogmatix wrote:Kobus, jy moet 'n biekie meer geld spandeer op maintenance!! :evil: :evil:

Armgat, maar Masiepa moet hy ry.

Thunder02 · Post by **Thunder02** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:56 am

The only fault with this is, most bad elements in this country can't read

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:00 am

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4 runner oldie · Post by **4 runner oldie** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:07 am

:razz:

4 runner oldie · Post by **4 runner oldie** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:10 am

Masekind · Post by **Masekind** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:35 am

Masekind · Post by **Masekind** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:35 am

Post by **Umpalumpa** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 12:12 pm

Its a good thing we dont have a SOUF EFRICEN woman cycling team......

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Masekind · Post by **Masekind** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 12:32 pm

dig nou net WDF maak ek nou oop

Thunder02 · Post by **Thunder02** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 12:50 pm

Looked closer

Great way to get attention to the sport

grobbepj · Post by **grobbepj** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 1:19 pm

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Hangover · Post by **Hangover** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 2:03 pm

Hahahaha

Hangover · Post by **Hangover** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 2:04 pm

Thunder02 wrote:The only fault with this is, most bad elements in this country can't read

Hahah So true...

Bushwacker · Post by **Bushwacker** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 11:57 am

The Zimbabwe Cricket Board have just announced that they discovered ebola in their cricket team, but this has not caused any concern since they also found ebatsman and efielda.

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 3:00 pm

Thunder02 · Post by **Thunder02** » Sun Sep 21, 2014 10:46 am

Bushwacker wrote:The Zimbabwe Cricket Board have just announced that they discovered ebola in their cricket team, but this has not caused any concern since they also found ebatsman and efielda.

Great play on words

Mossienel · Post by **Mossienel** » Sun Sep 21, 2014 5:19 pm

So a guy calls Avis call Centre to complain about the BMW 320 Automatic he hired.

Call Centre: How can we help Sir?
Guy: I asked for a manual car but all you had was an automatic

Guy: It works fine during day time but does not want to move at night.

Call Centre: What do you mean it only works in daytime?
Guy: when I put it in daymode is works but in nightmode it does nt want to move!!!

Call Centre: what do you mean with Daymode and Nightmode???
Guy: On the transmission there are two mode "D" for daymode and "N" for Nightmode!!!

Call Centre: Sir, D is for drive and N for neutral.

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Post by **Mud Dog** » Sun Sep 21, 2014 10:03 pm

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

Obelix and Dogmatix · Post by **Obelix and Dogmatix** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 9:00 am

Mylux · Post by **Mylux** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 6:51 pm

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 9:35 pm

Post by **Mud Dog** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 7:29 am

Almost looks like they stole a small pipe organ from a church - maybe it plays a tune.

Post by **Mud Dog** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 7:30 am

My wife and I decided to take an organized trip to Afghanistan to see for ourselves what the place was like.

It didn't start well when the train we were travelling on broke down a few miles north of the capital.

We were stranded in a third world sh*t hole with streets full of angry bearded types glaring at us; the wife stood out in her brightly coloured sundress as all other women had head to toe burqas.

We were extremely scared and convinced that we were in deep trouble.

Just then, Dave the organiser suddenly remembered that Finsbury Park had a tube station , so we were able to get safely to King’s Cross and on to Heathrow for the rest of our journey.

Post by **Mud Dog** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:00 am

Bear Attack in Churchill, Manitoba, Canada...........

Not for the faint hearted!

These are pictures of an actual polar bear attacking a man in a zoo enclosure.

The pictures were taken while people watched and

could do nothing to stop the attack!

Reports from the local newspaper say that

the victim will make a full recovery.

Potifar · Post by **Potifar** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:02 am

Die outjie hoor 'n oom verkoop budjies. Hy suiker af na die oom en vra wat kos die budjies.
“R5”, sê die oom.
“Ek wil asb daai bloue hê, oom”.
“Luister Boet, die hele hok is vol budjies en almal is R5. Ek gaan nie die bloue probeer vang nie.
Jy sal maar die eerste een wat ek vang moet vat”.
Die outjie hou aan hy wil die bloue hê.
Hy sien die oom begin hom vererg en sê: “Ek sal oom betaal wat my pa vir 'n skaap betaal”.
Baie vinnig gryp die oom sy vangnet en met 'n groot gesukkel vang hy die bloue. In die proses skryf hy 'n paar ander budjies af.
Hy sit die budjie in 'n papiersakkie met gaatjies en gee vir die outjie.
“Hoeveel betaal jou pa vir 'n skaap?”
“R35 per kilogram oom. Sal oom asb die budjie weeg?”

Obelix and Dogmatix · Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:29 am

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:25 pm

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 1:56 pm

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Skroppie · Post by **Skroppie** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 4:25 pm

They were together in the House.

Just the two of them.
It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly
and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.

She looked across the room and admired his strong
appearance....and wished that he would take her in his
arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm.

Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out.... She screamed..
He raced to the sofa where she was cowering.
He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms..
He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back.
He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.
The storm raged on....

They knew it was wrong...
Their families would never understand... So consumed were
they in their FEAR that they heard no opening of doors...
just the faint click of a camera......

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Froll · Post by **Froll** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:39 pm

swartvark · Post by **swartvark** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:09 am

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:23 pm

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Mossienel · Post by **Mossienel** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 9:04 am

Swambo lite got tyred!

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:17 am

Mossienel wrote:Swambo light got tyred!
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Post by **Mud Dog** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 12:33 pm

Mossienel wrote:Swambo light got tyred!
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Cool!

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:32 pm

Post by **Mud Dog** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 12:30 pm

A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties.

One day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the counter.

Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.

The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf.

The man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought.

When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves.

As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what's going on and requests his own loaf of raisin bread.

After many trips she is tired and irritated and begins to wonder, "Why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?"

Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below. Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.

Thinking that she can save herself another trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"

"No," he stammers, "But it is quiverin' a little."

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:33 pm

Oupa Stig · Post by **Oupa Stig** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 8:06 pm

Indeed.

Post by **Mud Dog** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 10:21 am

Andrea found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."

:shifty:

Toppie4x4 · Post by **Toppie4x4** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:41 am

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:34 pm

Post by **Baasvark** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:51 pm

wicked !!!

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:40 pm