Joke of the day

Post by **Haboob** » Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:13 am

The Landies will never let us down.

4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:27 am

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Wed Jul 09, 2014 11:10 am

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Samurai · Post by **Samurai** » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:54 pm

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Samurai · Post by **Samurai** » Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:17 pm

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:54 pm

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Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Wed Jul 09, 2014 10:18 pm

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Samurai · Post by **Samurai** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:28 am

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Mossienel · Post by **Mossienel** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:31 am

Brakpan Burn out

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Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:36 pm

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Froll · Post by **Froll** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:12 pm

Bushwacker · Post by **Bushwacker** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:06 am

How to start a vacuum cleaner :wth:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=adb_1405151239

Post by **Mud Dog** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:50 am

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 12:10 pm

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Thunder02 · Post by **Thunder02** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:19 pm

KOBUSL wrote:
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No argument here

Ivanov · Post by **Ivanov** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:56 pm

A glass repairman (let's call him Rambo Riempies) leaves Queenstown early one morning to do a glazing job in Aliwal North. He returns later that day via Burgersdorp, Molteno and Sterkstroom. His vehicle stops dead on the railway line crossing just before entering Sterkstroom. He climbs out, opens the bonnet and can't see anything wrong. He hears a voice slightly behind him; he turns toward the voice and sees a white horse that tells him to "check the fourth plug!". The white horse disappears. Rambo Riempies pulls the fourth plug lead off and reattaches it to the plug. He closes the bonnet, climbs into the vehicle and the vehicle starts first turn. Rambo Riempies is shocked and drives into Sterkstroom to find a stiff drink. He finds a tavern/bar and orders a straight triple brandy. The barman says to Rambo Riempies that he looks rather pale in the face and is shaking so, what was the matter? Rambo tells the story about the white horse to the barman. The barman looks at Rambo Riempies and says to him, "Jong boet, you are bloody lucky that the white horse appeared to him at the railway crossing as the brown horse knows F*** *ll about mechanics!".

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 6:49 pm

4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:58 pm

A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer. The bartender informed him that he was not allowed to serve alcohol to drunken patrons.

After a few harsh words, the bartender suggested to the drunk to prove he wasn't drunk by doing twenty push-ups on the floor.

As he was doing the push-ups, another drunk staggers into the bar and sees this guy on the floor doing push-ups.

He looks at him for a minute and then kicks him in the ribs saying, "Fella, I think your girl friend has gone home."

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Mon Jul 14, 2014 10:40 am

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4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Mon Jul 14, 2014 4:59 pm

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

"Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent."

One Cent?" the man exclaimed.

He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"

"A nickel," the barman replied.

"A nickel?" exclaimed the man.

"Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife."

The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The bartender replied: "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Mon Jul 14, 2014 10:08 pm

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:47 am

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Post by **Mud Dog** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:00 am

Zapiro's gonna get a lot of flack for that one! Nonetheless, I have no doubt what JZ's brain scan would look like!

Obelix and Dogmatix · Post by **Obelix and Dogmatix** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:02 am

I'm surprised they found one!!!

Bosfebok · Post by **Bosfebok** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 1:24 pm

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Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:30 pm

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Post by **Mud Dog** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:29 pm

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:57 pm

Obelix and Dogmatix · Post by **Obelix and Dogmatix** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 2:04 pm

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 8:35 pm

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Froll · Post by **Froll** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 9:00 pm

Post by **Mud Dog** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:37 am

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Post by **Mud Dog** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 6:07 pm

Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.

Thunder02 · Post by **Thunder02** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 6:25 pm

at least it was a cheap date

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 9:26 pm

Obelix and Dogmatix · Post by **Obelix and Dogmatix** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:20 am

The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper...

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing and would therefore never have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about the missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is."

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.."

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger and you can go and get "stuffed"

*DON'T YOU JUST LOVE LAWYERS**?*

Thunder02 · Post by **Thunder02** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:32 am

Mossienel · Post by **Mossienel** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 11:26 am

:lol::lol::lol:

4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 11:56 am

Samurai · Post by **Samurai** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 4:12 pm

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Froll · Post by **Froll** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:47 pm

4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:48 pm

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Samurai · Post by **Samurai** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 6:06 am

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Thunder02 · Post by **Thunder02** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:03 am

At least she's a Toyota

grobbepj · Post by **grobbepj** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 7:19 pm

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Froll · Post by **Froll** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 8:07 pm

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Bushwacker · Post by **Bushwacker** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:14 am

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'

Post by **Mud Dog** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:29 am

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Obelix and Dogmatix · Wed Jul 23, 2014 12:26 pm

If Scotland gains its independence after the forthcoming referendum, the remainder of the United Kingdom will be known as the "Former United Kingdom" (FUK).
In a bid to discourage Scots from voting 'yes' in the referendum, the Government is planning a campaign with the slogan "Vote NO, for FUK's sake".
They feel that Scottish voters will be able to relate to this.

Obelix and Dogmatix · Post by **Obelix and Dogmatix** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 3:49 pm

Obelix and Dogmatix · Post by **Obelix and Dogmatix** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:47 pm

would be funny if it was not true

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4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:49 pm

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