Joke of the day
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
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Hehe!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Joke of the day
Last fall, a group of bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge…So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
“Hey Baby….. whatcha doin’ up there on that railin’?”
She says tearfully, “I’m going to commit suicide!!”
While he didn’t want to appear ‘sensitive’, George also didn’t want to miss this ‘be-a-legend’ opportunity either so he asked…
“Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe… Why don’t you give ole George here your best last kiss?”
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that… And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,
“Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That’s a real talent you’re wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”
It’s still unclear whether the person jumped or was pushed!
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aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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.... Looks like he (or she) had a watery kotch as well.
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Sorry for the Afrikaans, I really don't know how this one will sound in English...
Die ou omie lê in die hospitaal, op pad teater toe. ñ Jong blonde verpleegsterkom ingetrippel met sy verslag in die een hand en ñ bakkie met skeergoed in die ander hand."Goeiedag oom! Af met die broekie vir my!" "Nou vir wat, Nursie, wat wil jy nou maak?" "Ek wil jou skeer, Oupa, want ons gaan jou mos vandag besny!" antwoord sy. "Nee, man, ek is hier vir ñ oog operasie!" gil die ou omie verskrik. Nou verloor sy haar humeur: "Kyk, Oupa, ek het nie tyd vir nonsies nie, hierstaan dit in jou verslag: VERWYDERING VAN DIE HORINGVLIES!"
Die ou omie lê in die hospitaal, op pad teater toe. ñ Jong blonde verpleegsterkom ingetrippel met sy verslag in die een hand en ñ bakkie met skeergoed in die ander hand."Goeiedag oom! Af met die broekie vir my!" "Nou vir wat, Nursie, wat wil jy nou maak?" "Ek wil jou skeer, Oupa, want ons gaan jou mos vandag besny!" antwoord sy. "Nee, man, ek is hier vir ñ oog operasie!" gil die ou omie verskrik. Nou verloor sy haar humeur: "Kyk, Oupa, ek het nie tyd vir nonsies nie, hierstaan dit in jou verslag: VERWYDERING VAN DIE HORINGVLIES!"
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"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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Re: Joke of the day
:lol::lol::lol:
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Newsflash:
A fire earlier today destroyed the newly completed personal library of
President Zuma at Nkandla – tragically both of his books were lost in the blaze !
Presidential spokesman Jackson Mthembu said the President was absolutely
devastated as he had not yet finished colouring in the second one !
A fire earlier today destroyed the newly completed personal library of
President Zuma at Nkandla – tragically both of his books were lost in the blaze !
Presidential spokesman Jackson Mthembu said the President was absolutely
devastated as he had not yet finished colouring in the second one !
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Joke of the day
I thought the cabinet finished the first one
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This thread is great reading material for a Friday morning
Not all those who wander are lost!
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Re: Joke of the day
Wat kry jy as jy 'n duisendpoot viagra gee?
Een bef#@$e skropborsel!
Een bef#@$e skropborsel!
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"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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But what about his fire pool and bucket brigade!!!!Mud Dog wrote:Newsflash:
A fire earlier today destroyed the newly completed personal library of
President Zuma at Nkandla – tragically both of his books were lost in the blaze !
Presidential spokesman Jackson Mthembu said the President was absolutely
devastated as he had not yet finished colouring in the second one !
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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WQN wrote:But what about his fire pool and bucket brigade!!!!
"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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Ahhh... now I also know
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aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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Ek het klaar vleis laat uithaal, jy weet, net vir ingeval
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hoekom met die krag wat af gaan sal jou vleis mos van self ontdooi!!!4x4BEES wrote:Ek het klaar vleis laat uithaal, jy weet, net vir ingeval
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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Dis n ou een, maar ek like hom weer
aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the pavement in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.
Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a bald, grinning man.
"Hello little girl, I'm President Zuma. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.
"Kittens," little Suzy said.
"How old are they?" asked Zuma.
Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."
"And what kind of kittens are they?"
"ANC," answered Suzy with a smile.
Zuma was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR department and told them about the little girl and the kittens.
Recognizing the perfect publicity opportunity, they agreed that the president should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.
So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the pavement with her basket of "FREE KITTENS," when the motorcade pulled up, this time followed by all the media.
Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Zuma got out of his car and walked over to little Suzy.
"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."
"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're D A."
Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But... but... yesterday, you told me they were ANC."
Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open."
Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a bald, grinning man.
"Hello little girl, I'm President Zuma. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.
"Kittens," little Suzy said.
"How old are they?" asked Zuma.
Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."
"And what kind of kittens are they?"
"ANC," answered Suzy with a smile.
Zuma was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR department and told them about the little girl and the kittens.
Recognizing the perfect publicity opportunity, they agreed that the president should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.
So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the pavement with her basket of "FREE KITTENS," when the motorcade pulled up, this time followed by all the media.
Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Zuma got out of his car and walked over to little Suzy.
"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."
"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're D A."
Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But... but... yesterday, you told me they were ANC."
Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open."
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When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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Kyk mooi:
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Well done
Plays with the mind
Plays with the mind
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IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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Re: Joke of the day
"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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Re: Joke of the day
You nearly getting as bad as Cassie
Time to go
Time to go
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
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IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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Re: Joke of the day
aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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Re: Joke of the day
Practice what you preach...
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Re: Joke of the day
Stem saam
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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Re: Joke of the day
What is payday?
The day when:
Everybody wakes up with a song,
Everybody goes to work in their cars,
Fills up their tanks like it’s an everyday thing (but R400, not completely full)
Everybody sings along to music in their cars,
Nobody packs lunch,
Breakfast changes from Weet-Bix to Wimpy,
Items are bought oblivious of debt pending,
Nando's and Debonairs for supper,
Mense phone somma instead of messaging,
Avon is paid for and the new order is immediately placed in,
The geyser is somma left On all day,
The dogs and cats even eat luxuries,
The car guard finally gets a tip,
The guy by the robot also gets a Mandela note,
Pacific becomes Stuyvesant,
Hare word soma gedoen by die salon!
Husbands are now re-nicknamed from "jou rubbish" to "my luvy".
Kids are called "mummy se engels" instead of "ondankbare gatte"...
Sugar been borrowed gets replaced with a Full kg and a smile.
And all this happens on one day a month ….. PAY DAY!
The day when:
Everybody wakes up with a song,
Everybody goes to work in their cars,
Fills up their tanks like it’s an everyday thing (but R400, not completely full)
Everybody sings along to music in their cars,
Nobody packs lunch,
Breakfast changes from Weet-Bix to Wimpy,
Items are bought oblivious of debt pending,
Nando's and Debonairs for supper,
Mense phone somma instead of messaging,
Avon is paid for and the new order is immediately placed in,
The geyser is somma left On all day,
The dogs and cats even eat luxuries,
The car guard finally gets a tip,
The guy by the robot also gets a Mandela note,
Pacific becomes Stuyvesant,
Hare word soma gedoen by die salon!
Husbands are now re-nicknamed from "jou rubbish" to "my luvy".
Kids are called "mummy se engels" instead of "ondankbare gatte"...
Sugar been borrowed gets replaced with a Full kg and a smile.
And all this happens on one day a month ….. PAY DAY!
"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."