So next time you book your hilux, tell me it's "Broken"
"Sickness"
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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Hoppy
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"Sickness"
My Friday started with a Laugh, one of my workers were off yesterday, Dr. Nyembwe, the medical officer, diagnosed him with "Sickness", real funny country we're living in.
So next time you book your hilux, tell me it's "Broken"
So next time you book your hilux, tell me it's "Broken"
aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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Mud Dog
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Re: "Sickness"
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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KOBUSL
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Re: "Sickness"
Dit maak my Vrydag.
Dit was seker X Innocense Ngoba. ( Die X is vir dokta, hy kannie skryf nie...............)
Dit was seker X Innocense Ngoba. ( Die X is vir dokta, hy kannie skryf nie...............)
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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ChrisF
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Re: "Sickness"
eintlike n baie eienaardige situasie - as die werker HIV/AIDS het mag die dokter dit nie sonder sy toestemming op n siek brief sit nie .... nou WAT moet die dokter dan skryf ....
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MOFASA
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Re: "Sickness"
Really needed that laugh...
Thanks
Thanks
Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP
..... You wouldn't understand....
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Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP
..... You wouldn't understand.... [rimg=206x128]-
Willem01
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Re: "Sickness"
ChrisF wrote:eintlike n baie eienaardige situasie - as die werker HIV/AIDS het mag die dokter dit nie sonder sy toestemming op n siek brief sit nie .... nou WAT moet die dokter dan skryf ....
seker maar "Sickness"-
jacques kotze
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Thunder02
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Re: "Sickness"
Maybe what he drank the night before was called "sickness"
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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Baasvark
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Re: "Sickness"
"Pap Wheel"?ChrisF wrote:eintlike n baie eienaardige situasie - as die werker HIV/AIDS het mag die dokter dit nie sonder sy toestemming op n siek brief sit nie .... nou WAT moet die dokter dan skryf ....
Half the time the sick notes are either forged or bought!!! Have caught a few out over here!
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...
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4x4Maniac
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Re: "Sickness"
Bwhahaha!
ORRA CALLSIGN X120
AKA Epsilon on 4x4Community
(2011 JKUR)
Jeep Wrangler Rubicon 3.8 Auto Unlimited
Rugged Ridge Front & Rear Bumpers
Rugged Ridge Light Guards
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Previous:
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AKA Epsilon on 4x4Community
(2011 JKUR)
Jeep Wrangler Rubicon 3.8 Auto Unlimited
Rugged Ridge Front & Rear Bumpers
Rugged Ridge Light Guards
KC Spotlights
Previous:
2003 Toyota Hilux DC KZTE 3.0 4x4
2001 Toyota Hilux DC 2700i 4x4
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ChrisF
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Re: "Sickness"
Kobus nog n keyboard in sy dinges ....
BWHAHAHA !!!
BWHAHAHA !!!
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Thunder02
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Re: "Sickness"
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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WESKUSKLONG
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Re: "Sickness"
HA HA HA what is he thinking about .....lol
