WIVES AND THEIR OLD BOYFRIENDS.....

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WIVES AND THEIR OLD BOYFRIENDS.....

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A husband took his wife to a disco on the weekend.

There was an extremely well dressed, physically fit, good looking guy on the dance floor.

He was waltzing, fox-trotting, calipsoing, break dancing, moon walking, doing back flips,
the works.

The wife turned to her husband, who wasn't much of a dancer, and said: "See that guy?
25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

The husband said: "Looks like he's still celebrating!" :lmao: :lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
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:blackeye: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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:lmao: :laugh2:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :blackeye:
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:silent: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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:lol: :laugh2: :lmao:
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...
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:celebrate: :yahoo: :clap: :lol: :lmao: :laugh2:
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Make a deal that no one else thought possible is my aim

Kom wat wil ek bly 'n Bul!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
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eina :celebrate:
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Post by ROOFER »

which hospital is he at :punch: :punch: :punch: :lmao: :lmao:
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