WAT IS N KOEI?
Skoolkinders: Dis die bietjie wat
dit lekker maak om skool te gee!!
Hierdie is 'n opstel deur 'n
laerskool leerling. Ingesluit is al die
spelfoute en dinge:
Die koei is 'n soogdier. Hy is
ook 'n huisdier. 'n koei is orrals.. 'n koei
het 'n baie Fein reik - jy reik
hom oor die jele plaas. Agteraan die koei
sit die stert. An die een Kant
van die stert sit die pint van die stert wat
die kwas genoem word en an die
anner Kant sit die koei. Die koei gebruik die
kwas om die flieje van haar weg
te hou anners Val hulle innie melk. Vooran
die koei sit die kop. Daar groei
die hoorings. Die kop hou ook die bek vas.
Tissen die stert en die kop sit
die koei. Die koei is oorgetrek met 'n
beesvel. Onderan die koei hang
die melk. Om die melk te kry, maak jy die
koei se bene vas. Die agterstes.
Dan sit jy onner die koei en trek die
toutjie. Dan kom die melk. As die
Gras goed is, is die melk goed. As die
Gras sleg is, is die melk sleg.
As die donner-weer in die lug is, is die
melk weg. As dit 'n ou koei is,
is die melk suur. Dit is baie goedkoop om 'n
koei aan te hou want jy gee hom
net eenkeer kos, Dan kou hy twee maal. Die
man van die koei is die OS. Dit
lyk soos die koei maar daar hang net nie
melk aan hom nie. Om OS te se is
nie 'n vloekwoord nie. Verder weet ek niks.
Behalwe dat as 'n koei baie stip
na jou kyk, moet jy padgee want Dan is dit
'n bul.
Die jongspan
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When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!