Who needs a tree!!

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Who needs a tree!!

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:laugh2: :laugh2:
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Gee whizzzz... that ain't a dog... it's a bladder with for legs of which only the front two works... hehe
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He's quite the little acrobat as well! :D:


P.S. (Errr .... that is intended to mean Post Script in this case :D: )
Cassie ..... I suppose you were not intending a pun when you say "Gee Whizz"! :laugh2:
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Mud Dog wrote:He's quite the little acrobat as well! :D:


P.S. (Errr .... that is intended to mean Post Script in this case :D: )
Cassie ..... I suppose you were not intending a pun when you say "Gee Whizz"! :laugh2:
Me....never.... :twisted: :twisted:
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Hy gaan uitdroog op daai manier. :lol: :lol:
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Was that one of the old Blue Bull jerseys he was wearing?
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pietpetoors wrote:Was that one of the old Blue Bull jerseys he was wearing?
Hmm....
Neem hom nie kwalik nie.

Sit nou net en dink watse kompressie daai brak moet he so met die opdraande saam. Wonder wat sal hy kan doen as hy agterlangs loop? :wth:
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pietpetoors wrote:Was that one of the old Blue Bull jerseys he was wearing?
Pieter, moet nou nie jou WP maniere hier kom uithaal nie...hehehe
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Now if that was a Great Dane there it would be almost up the nextdoors wall.... :silent:

Where the hell does he get it all..... :shock:
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