Stress!
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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Stress!
I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate.
Read the full description before looking at the picture.
The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it.
It was used in a case study on stress levels at
St. Mary's Hospital, London .
Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water.
The dolphins are identical.
A closely monitored scientific study revealed that,
in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical,
a person under stress would find differences in the
two dolphins.
The more differences a person finds between the
dolphins, the more stress that person is experiencing.
Look at the photograph and if you find more than one
or two differences you need to go on vacation....
-F_D
Read the full description before looking at the picture.
The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it.
It was used in a case study on stress levels at
St. Mary's Hospital, London .
Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water.
The dolphins are identical.
A closely monitored scientific study revealed that,
in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical,
a person under stress would find differences in the
two dolphins.
The more differences a person finds between the
dolphins, the more stress that person is experiencing.
Look at the photograph and if you find more than one
or two differences you need to go on vacation....
-F_D
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Re: Stress!
I'll take that vacation then!!!
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Re: Stress!
I need a mooooooooo-viese long one then.....
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Re: Stress!
I've been having tight muscles behind my neck, now I know
Tumelo Maketekete
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Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
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Re: Stress!
Must be my eye sight.....................! I'm off..........!
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Re: Stress!
I'll be seeing you all in about 18 months ..... till then!
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When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Stress!
Tumelo Maketekete
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
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Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
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Re: Stress!
Ek tree dadelik af
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Re: Stress!
Nee Eric... ek weet nou nie so mooi nie. Ek sien twee koeie en geen dolfyne nie
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Re: Stress!
Ek dink die prentjie is gedokter.......ek sien 'n zebra en 'n tier wat in die woestyn hardloop, maar geen dofyne nie.
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Re: Stress!
ERic can I ask you to explain to my boss why I NEED to take four weeks leave at the peak of our project to accompany my uncle to Botswana and Zimbabwe ??
Does it help that I am APPARENTLY suffering from stress ?
Does it help that I am APPARENTLY suffering from stress ?
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Re: Stress!
Chris, as you can see, there are two Hilux's jumping the Dunes in the pic. If your boss sees anything else, then both of you need a long holiday! ;)
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Re: Stress!
What you guys all talking about!!??
That's a BlueBull being chased down by a Shark!
That's a BlueBull being chased down by a Shark!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Stress!
for a minute I thought I saw a cow. Is that normal?
There is a madness about been mad that only a mad person can understand.
Diesel and dust is where home is at.
Diesel and dust is where home is at.
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Re: Stress!
No ................rebuilder wrote:for a minute I thought I saw a cow. Is that normal?
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................ it's a bull!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!