SMS between 2 lovers.
She sends the following message.
"My love if you're sleeping , send me your dreams".
"If you're smiling, send me your smile".
" If you're crying, send me your tears".
"I LOVE YOU!".
He replies
" Ek k8k, wat moet ek stuur"?
Proof that some men are just NOT romantic!
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Proof that some men are just NOT romantic!
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Re: Proof that some men are just NOT romantic!
Poep klink snaakser MarkOOOOMS wrote:
Re: Proof that some men are just NOT romantic!
Windjie indien hy romanties wil wees...Johannes van die See wrote:Poep klink snaakser MarkOOOOMS wrote:
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Mud Dog
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Re: Proof that some men are just NOT romantic!
Aroma or scent!OOOOMS wrote:Windjie indien hy romanties wil wees...Johannes van die See wrote:Poep klink snaakser MarkOOOOMS wrote:
To the south again we go!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Proof that some men are just NOT romantic!
Bles Bridges het mos 'n song daaroor geskryf: " Ruiker van jou windjies wil ek wees!"..............of so iets!!!
MUD........GLORIOUS MUD!!!!!
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Re: Proof that some men are just NOT romantic!
Ruiker nogal!
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Re: Proof that some men are just NOT romantic!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Proof that some men are just NOT romantic!
thanks gents. :)
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Mud Dog
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Re: Proof that some men are just NOT romantic!
Pleasure!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Proof that some men are just NOT romantic!
Ruiter los n windjie soos ek verstaan
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Re: Proof that some men are just NOT romantic!
"LIFE'S A JOURNEY, ENJOY THE RIDE"
"WHERE THERE'S A 4X4....... THERE'S A WAY" .
"LEXUS - THE PURSUIT OF PERFECTION"
"WHERE THERE'S A 4X4....... THERE'S A WAY" .
"LEXUS - THE PURSUIT OF PERFECTION"
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Re: Proof that some men are just NOT romantic!
Husband comes home from Church, greets his wife, lifts her up and carries her around the house. The wife is so surprised and asks smiling, “did the Pastor preach about being romantic"? Out of breath the husband replies, "No, he said we must carry our burdens”
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Re: Proof that some men are just NOT romantic!
I dare not try that! 
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!