What's a 710?
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
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What's a 710?
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'
She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'
If you're not sure what a 710 is look below!
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We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'
She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'
If you're not sure what a 710 is look below!
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Re: What's a 710?
And another blast from the Mid 90's brought to you by Bretton.
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Guess with that Sat-3 cable restored your 10 years old mail cache is finally downloading to your PC
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Re: What's a 710?
What Bretton failed to mention is that HE was the blonde.....
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Thanks guys... you is making I feel so specal... dankie...
Bennie exactly how long do we have to put up with you on the forum everyday... all day?
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Bennie exactly how long do we have to put up with you on the forum everyday... all day?
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RustyRod wrote:Thanks guys... you is making I feel so specal... dankie...
Bennie exactly how long do we have to put up with you on the forum everyday... all day?
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Hey mr bRustyRod wrote:Thanks guys... you is making I feel so specal... dankie...
Bennie exactly how long do we have to put up with you on the forum everyday... all day?
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Yes get used to it
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Some things in life are just so difficult to live with... ne'
And no I'll never get used to it... like i'll never wear a Blue Bulls top!
Oh did you see Morne' Steyn doing ballet on TV last week??
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And no I'll never get used to it... like i'll never wear a Blue Bulls top!
Oh did you see Morne' Steyn doing ballet on TV last week??
mr b
Re: What's a 710?
BenHur wrote:Hey mr bRustyRod wrote:Thanks guys... you is making I feel so specal... dankie...
Bennie exactly how long do we have to put up with you on the forum everyday... all day?
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Yes get used to it
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Great to see you clocking some Forum Bennie
Just becareful when eating at the PC though Ben, you've spilt on your shirt, there look, just under your brace... can't you see it man
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Re: What's a 710?
Vra mummy vir meer pille... jou kop raas Bennie!
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Rich looking at myself via my laptop's built in webcam I can see no spit - See ;)Dadz Toy BFI wrote:BenHur wrote:Hey mr bRustyRod wrote:Thanks guys... you is making I feel so specal... dankie...
Bennie exactly how long do we have to put up with you on the forum everyday... all day?
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Yes get used to it
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Great to see you clocking some Forum Bennie
Just becareful when eating at the PC though Ben, you've spilt on your shirt, there look, just under your brace... can't you see it man
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Re: What's a 710?
Thanks Bennie...
That's the best laugh I've had in a while... jy's darem oulik met 'n bril op... shooo!
And you avoided answering this question...
Did you see Morne' Steyn doing ballet on TV last week??
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That's the best laugh I've had in a while... jy's darem oulik met 'n bril op... shooo!
And you avoided answering this question...
Did you see Morne' Steyn doing ballet on TV last week??
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Re: What's a 710?
More about Morne Steyn in ballet tights here: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=10424