What's a 710?

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What's a 710?

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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

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And another blast from the Mid 90's brought to you by Bretton.

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What Bretton failed to mention is that HE was the blonde..... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Thanks guys... you is making I feel so specal... dankie...

Bennie exactly how long do we have to put up with you on the forum everyday... all day?

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RustyRod wrote:Thanks guys... you is making I feel so specal... dankie...

Bennie exactly how long do we have to put up with you on the forum everyday... all day?

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RustyRod wrote:Thanks guys... you is making I feel so specal... dankie...

Bennie exactly how long do we have to put up with you on the forum everyday... all day?

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Yes get used to it


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Some things in life are just so difficult to live with... ne'

And no I'll never get used to it... like i'll never wear a Blue Bulls top!

Oh did you see Morne' Steyn doing ballet on TV last week??

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BenHur wrote:
RustyRod wrote:Thanks guys... you is making I feel so specal... dankie...

Bennie exactly how long do we have to put up with you on the forum everyday... all day?

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Hey mr b

Yes get used to it


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Great to see you clocking some Forum Bennie :thumbup:

Just becareful when eating at the PC though Ben, you've spilt on your shirt, there look, just under your brace... can't you see it man :?:

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Vra mummy vir meer pille... jou kop raas Bennie!
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Dadz Toy BFI wrote:
BenHur wrote:
RustyRod wrote:Thanks guys... you is making I feel so specal... dankie...

Bennie exactly how long do we have to put up with you on the forum everyday... all day?

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Hey mr b

Yes get used to it


MR B

Great to see you clocking some Forum Bennie :thumbup:

Just becareful when eating at the PC though Ben, you've spilt on your shirt, there look, just under your brace... can't you see it man :?:

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Thanks Bennie...

That's the best laugh I've had in a while... jy's darem oulik met 'n bril op... shooo!

And you avoided answering this question...

Did you see Morne' Steyn doing ballet on TV last week??

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:lol: :clap:
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More about Morne Steyn in ballet tights here: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=10424
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