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MaPaZa
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RHINOS

Post by MaPaZa »

;-) Met elke traan is daar darem altyd 'n lag (al is dit commin)
Renosters:

Why do rhinos have horns? To tell other animals to get out of the way.
What do you call a rhino without a horn? Quiet.
What are the two types of rhino in Africa? Live and poached.
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Hiers nog:

What do you know when you see three rhino bulls wearing matching pink sweatshirts?
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They are all on the same team!


Why do rhinos have gray skin? To keep their insides together.
Why are rhinos large, gray and wrinkled? If they were small, round and white they would be aspirins
What happens to a rhino-armor when it gets wet? It rhinocer-rusts!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Rhino poaching sal nooit einde kry nie, die mense reken dit werk regtig. JY MOET HOM NET AANSTRAP.
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Re: RHINOS

Post by Bees »

Het julle gehoor: Renoster stropers se bloed genees vigs en TB en hulle "horings" ook.

Dit werk regtig, versprei die woord. :mrgreen:
Die lewe is 'n lied, sing blik$em sing
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