Suzi Jimny , gestrand op die strand. Kan iemand help?

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enige ander tyd sou ek die drywer help .... maar in die geval sal ek maar net die dame n lift gee .........
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Sy het hom in gear gelos...hy spin nog steeds
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On my way :mocking: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Vra eerder wie sal nie wil help nie, hande op. . . .enige iemand . . . .het so gedink ja :lol: :lol: :lol:
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smaak my sy het uit die lug geval, niks spore agter die vortuig nie. i smell a rat/fish.LOL
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Hullo Suzi!
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Dis die mooiste Jimny wat ek in n baie lang tyd gesien het. :angel: :angel:
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Die kar is ook nie te lelik nie

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Mooi side profile van die Jimney :thumbup:
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jacques kotze wrote:Dis die mooiste Jimny wat ek in n baie lang tyd gesien het. :angel: :angel:
is daar n Jimny in die foto ... :blushing:
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waar is die Jimny
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moet se as ek so n co driver gehaat het het ek ook gereeld op snaakse plekke vas gesit en asb moet my nie kom help nie :)
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Quintin wrote:moet se as ek so n co driver gehaat het het ek ook gereeld op snaakse plekke vas gesit en asb moet my nie kom help nie :)
Jy bedoel seker met so Co-driver het jy more 'n landrover gaan koop dat jy gereel kan vassit? :taunt: :lmao:
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sal nie so ver gaan nie maar ek kan altyd maak of ek vassit :)
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ChrisF wrote:
jacques kotze wrote:Dis die mooiste Jimny wat ek in n baie lang tyd gesien het. :angel: :angel:
is daar n Jimny in die foto ... :blushing:
Ek hoor maar die ouens praat van n Jimny of n ding iewers op die foto :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Net so klein stootjie, dan vat hy...

Oor die Jimny sal ons later worry!!
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Tjokkie wrote:Net so klein stootjie, dan vat hy...

Oor die Jimny sal ons later worry!!
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is this not more like it?


i tried getting a biger pic, but it blurrrrrs
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Sorry i'm not available, those packages comes with serious consequinces, i'll pass.
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Allan why interupt a perfectly good "day" dream with facts ?


ons weet daai twee beentjie gaan ons meer kos as daai Jimny, en ons weet sy gaan ons meer drama gee as daai Jimny .... MAAR vir n paar oomblikke kan sy dalk vir iemand meer plesier gee as daai Jimny ..... en daarom droom ons almal maar .... :)
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Feite, sorrry maar dit het my nou net aan n clip laat dink wat ek op n mail gekry het, sal hom probeer post.
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Dis nou een Jimny wat ek met graagte sal stoot
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Sy hoef niks te se nie .........
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Ek dink sy moet Off road training doen.... Thys is jy beskikbaar????
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GI Jane wrote:Ek dink sy moet Off road training doen.... Thys is jy beskikbaar????
As a matter of fact yes... we are doing a dedicated Ladies training in Atlantis in June.... Anybody got the contact details of this young lady?? or ask her to email me at thys@teamoffroad.co.za to book her seat.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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No, no Thys, not a ladies training class, from the response on the forum you will definitely have a full men's attendance if she does the course...
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sorry, ladies only.. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Ek sien daar gaan 'n paar manne aantrek soos vroumense en die kursus bywoon...

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sorry, maar as jy 'n snorkel het betaal jy dubbel..... :lmao: :lmao:
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and if you're blonde?????
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Blonde you pay double, snorkel or no snorkel... :yahoo: :yahoo:
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