Yoh thats a big snake!

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Yoh thats a big snake!

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Wouldn't wanna cross paths with this thing
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NO!!! Seriously, I think someone has been doing some work in photoshop with that picture.
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King Cobra - grows to 6 m. +
And very fast moving :o:
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That snakes teeth is so big you will bleed to death if the poison don't kill you :shock:
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witmamba wrote:King Cobra - grows to 6 m. +
And very fast moving :o:
Is hy vinniger en groter as 'n WITMAMBA.?? :tease: :tease:
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arnize2 wrote:
witmamba wrote:King Cobra - grows to 6 m. +
And very fast moving :o:
Is hy vinniger en groter as 'n WITMAMBA.?? :tease: :tease:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

:blushing: weet nie :?: :!:
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vald wrote:NO!!! Seriously, I think someone has been doing some work in photoshop with that picture.
Ditto :banned:
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I've seen a black mamba around this size.

It used to live in the area where i grew up.

My dad tried to run it over once with his Datsun 720 bakkie. It jumped clean over the bakkie (canopy with load racks and all)
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witmamba wrote:
And very fast moving :o:
Maar nie so vinnig soos ek nie.
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Probably more like a reticulated python .... too thick for cobra or mamba. :think:
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Sak Sarel daai is verseker nie n Mamba nie die kleur is nie reg nie en hy blink bietjie baie
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Im not to sure that i was taken in africa!!! Would have been eaten long ago!! :mocking:

But im sure somebody played a bit in Photoshop!!!

Cobra's, Mamba's & Phytons do grow quite long and big in size but are really seldom seen in that length 6m+

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Chuck a viagra down it's throat and use it for pole-vaulting :boss:
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