Dinge wat MOEILIK is om te sê wanneer jy dronk is
1. Innoverend
2. Preliminêr
3. Verspreiding
4. Kaneelsuiker
Dinge wat BAIE MOEILIK is om te sê wanneer jy dronk is
1. Spesifiseer
2. Anti-konstitusionalisties
3. Passief-agressiewe afwyking
4. Transubstansieer
Dinge wat ONMOONTLIK is om te sê wanneer jy dronk is
1. Nee dankie, ek is getroud.
2. Nee, niks meer vir my om te drink nie.
3. Jammer, jy is nie my tipe nie.
4. 'n Hamburger?? Nee dankie, ek is nie honger nie.
5.. Goeienaand offisier, heerlike aand né?
6. O nee, ek kan nie. Niemand wil my hoor karaoke nie.
7. Ek stel nie belang om met jou te baklei nie.
8. Dankie, maar ek wil nie dans nie. Ek het nie ko-ordinasie
nie en wil nie soos 'n gek lyk nie.
9. Waar's die naaste toilet? Ek weierom in die parkeer
terrein of langs die pad te piepie.
9. Nee, ek bel nie my vriende die tyd van die aand nie.
10. Ek moet nou huistoe gaan. Ek werk môre.
Dronk is moeilik
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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Re: Dronk is moeilik
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Hoppy
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Re: Dronk is moeilik
:D ..........vat my dronk ek is huistoe!
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" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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Re: Dronk is moeilik
I'm not as people think as p!ssed I am! (hic) ....Hoppy wrote::D ..........vat my dronk ek is huistoe!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Dronk is moeilik
Ek kan dit nie eers gese kry as ek nugter is nieMud Dog wrote: I'm not as people think as p!ssed I am! (hic) ....
:wth: :wth:Hennie
Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
Jos 24:15: "As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord"
Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
Jos 24:15: "As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord"