Bongani grew up in Joburg. He went to law school in London . After his studies he decided to go back to Joburg,
Because he could be a big man there. There he opened his new law office.
The first day, he saw a man coming
up to his office and decided to make a big impression. As the man came
to the door, Bongani pretended to be
on the phone and motioned the man to take a seat.
Bongani said into the phone : "No. Absolutely no. You tell those clowns
in New York that I am not travelling all the way
that side to settle the case for less than a million bucks. Yes. The
Appeals Court has agreed to hear the case next week.
I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team
will provide support. Okay. Give the State
Prosecutor my regards and ......"The visitor sat patiently as Bongani
rattled instructions. Finally, Bongani put down the
telephone and said: "I am sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I'm
very busy. What can I do for you?" the man said:
"I'm from Telkom.....I've come to connect your phone."
Hot Shot!
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Hot Shot!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
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Re: Hot Shot!
What do you call a Zulu panelbeater?
“E PRESS E DENT”
“E PRESS E DENT”
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Hot Shot!
I saw a good one 2day, I drove behind a bakkie from "Tree-Mendes Wooden flooring"Mud Dog wrote:What do you call a Zulu panelbeater?
“E PRESS E DENT”
Must be a Jewish business 
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Re: Hot Shot!
Clever! .... maybe even Latino ... they sometimes drop the 'z' at the end in favour of an 's'. 
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Maybe this time you did not catch my tongue in cheek humor. Mendes in SA obviously is Madeirian PortugueseMud Dog wrote:
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Re: Hot Shot!
On second though I guess it can only be a Japanese firmMud Dog wrote:
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Re: Hot Shot!
I remember a few years ago there was a bakkie that got a wide bearth in Capetown. It said on the back "this bakkie is being driven by a blind man". The cops made him take it off. The guy had a venetian blind company.
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Re: Hot Shot!
We have a local guy with the same slogan .... been driving about like that for many years now without any hassles."this bakkie is being driven by a blind man".
Some time ago there was a pic that did the e-mail rounds about a Durban plumber (with a Hilux bakkie nogal) that had the slogan "Your sh!t is my bread and butter" .... a bit harsh, nê
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Hot Shot!
From time to time I pass a van from a plumbing company on the highway who has a life size side view pic of the bottom half of a person sitting on a loo stuck onto the door, its lined up with the driver of the vehicle so that it looks like he is the one sitting on the pot while driving. Very cleverly done