The Cape Town way of going to School

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The Cape Town way of going to School

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Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow!
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:lol: Only in SA :lol:
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Eish!! :wth: :shock:
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Ek en twee van my vriende het op skool ook gereeld "lorrie gespring".

Maar ons het die coke lorries verkies. Jy kan lekker regop staan, lekker baie plek vir jou voete. Baie gemaklik :thumbup:
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Check the hang ten shoes :taunt: :taunt:

Gives new meaning to HANG TEN :lmao: :lmao:
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Gives new meaning to HANG TEN :lmao: :lmao:
How do you know he still have ten toes?
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Nee kyk, só lief was ek nog nooit vir skool nie! :banned:
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en dis hoe die kinders in Indie skool toe gaan ....
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Wie se daai laaitie is op pad skool toe?? Hy bunk klas!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Guess we will all be doing that soon,they way the petrol prices is climbing :mocking:
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The petrol price should go up more.....
I dont like to put cheap petrol in my hilux..........
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Blaps wrote:The petrol price should go up more.....
I dont like to put cheap petrol in my hilux..........

:thumbup: Driving a (thirsty) hilux aint for sissies!
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