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Stress!

Post by Family_Dog »

I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate.


Read the full description before looking at the picture.


The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it.


It was used in a case study on stress levels at
St. Mary's Hospital, London .


Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water.


The dolphins are identical.


A closely monitored scientific study revealed that,
in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical,
a person under stress would find differences in the
two dolphins.


The more differences a person finds between the
dolphins, the more stress that person is experiencing.


Look at the photograph and if you find more than one
or two differences you need to go on vacation....





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Post by jacques kotze »

I'll take that vacation then!!!
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I need a mooooooooo-viese long one then.....

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:cooldude: :cooldude:
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I've been having tight muscles behind my neck, now I know :mocking: :shock2:
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Must be my eye sight.....................! I'm off..........! :confused: :confused:
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I'll be seeing you all in about 18 months ..... till then!


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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Ek tree dadelik af :laugh2: :lmao:
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I see ten dolphins
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Nee Eric... ek weet nou nie so mooi nie. Ek sien twee koeie en geen dolfyne nie :eh:
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Ek dink die prentjie is gedokter.......ek sien 'n zebra en 'n tier wat in die woestyn hardloop, maar geen dofyne nie.
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ERic can I ask you to explain to my boss why I NEED to take four weeks leave at the peak of our project to accompany my uncle to Botswana and Zimbabwe ??


Does it help that I am APPARENTLY suffering from stress ?
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Chris, as you can see, there are two Hilux's jumping the Dunes in the pic. If your boss sees anything else, then both of you need a long holiday! ;)


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Ek is heeltemal in my moer
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What you guys all talking about!!??

That's a BlueBull being chased down by a Shark! :crazy:
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for a minute I thought I saw a cow. Is that normal?
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rebuilder wrote:for a minute I thought I saw a cow. Is that normal?
No ................




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................ it's a bull! :laugh2:
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And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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