My 1 day employment - Maxine Joke

[Petrusd]

My 1 day employment

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So, after landing my new job as an Edgars greeter, a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting
woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the
way through the entrance.


As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Edgars.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long
enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone
slept with you twice. - Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Edgars.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work

[swartvark]

[ChrisF]

strange how the truth is often the thing that lands you in the deepest..., uhm ... "poefies".

[Tiger7]