An Arab Sheik was admitted to hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the
surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood type in case the need arises.
As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so
the call went out. Finally a Scot was located who had a similar blood type.
The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery the Arab sent the Scot, as appreciation for giving his
blood, a new BMW, diamonds & 10,000 US dollars.
A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through corrective
surgery. His doctor telephoned the Scot who was more than happy to donate
his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scot a thank-you card & a box of
Quality Street chocolates.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture
as he had anticipated.
He phoned the Arab & asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that
you would give me a BMW, diamonds & money...but you only gave me a thank-you
card & a box of Quality Street."
To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in me
veins"
Scottish blood
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Re: Scottish blood
Very good 
BTW I also have Scottish blood in me, but love a good joke
BTW I also have Scottish blood in me, but love a good joke
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Re: Scottish blood
I know many people who actually have Scotch in their blood...
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Re: Scottish blood
I've met some that have blood in their Scotch!Family_Dog wrote:I know many people who actually have Scotch in their blood...
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Re: Scottish blood
hehehehehe ...
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Re: Scottish blood
Baie goed Andy !!!!!!