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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
- Ali3n
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Re: Land Rover
Dummys don't even feel safe...
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Re: Land Rover
Cassie jy's vinniger as ek was nounet besig om die pic te laai, dis 'n goeie een
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Re: Land Rover
Dit maak 2 van ons... hy laat nie op hom wag nie.Black Sam wrote:Cassie jy's vinniger as ek was nounet besig om die pic te laai, dis 'n goeie een
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Re: Land Rover
Ek het so vermoede ons almal is op "iemand" se distribution list...
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Re: Land Rover
Ek het hom gister van my foon af probeer laai, maar my foon is te slim vir my.
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Re: Land Rover
Hoppy wrote:Ek het hom gister van my foon af probeer laai, maar my foon is te slim vir my.
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Re: Land Rover
Daai ou met die wit jas moet net passop dat hy nie in die olie gly as hy so trek nie
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Re: Land Rover
Love it.......
Now if it were a HILUX the guy would be trying to get the dummy out and the dummy would be locked inside giving the guy the BIRD
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To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
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Re: Land Rover
You have to be an idiot to drive one, not a dummy!
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Re: Land Rover
Good one!
But the flip side could also mean that you're not likely to see dummies driving LR's!
But the flip side could also mean that you're not likely to see dummies driving LR's!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
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Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Land Rover
Brilliant
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Re: Land Rover
if I'm not mistaken they still don't have air bags.
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
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Re: Land Rover
What is the first accessory a Landrover owner buys ----- Rope to tow it.
Everything keeps going right Toyota
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Re: Land Rover
dont you need some momentum for airbags to deploy ??Thunder02 wrote: if I'm not mistaken they still don't have air bags.
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Re: Land Rover
Daai is mooi!
Ek sien nie 'n olie-pan onder die landy nie...
Ek sien nie 'n olie-pan onder die landy nie...