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Land Rover

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Dummys don't even feel safe... :twisted: :lmao: :lmao:
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Cassie jy's vinniger as ek was nounet besig om die pic te laai, dis 'n goeie een :taunt:
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Black Sam wrote:Cassie jy's vinniger as ek was nounet besig om die pic te laai, dis 'n goeie een :taunt:
Dit maak 2 van ons... hy laat nie op hom wag nie. :laugh2:
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Ek het so vermoede ons almal is op "iemand" se distribution list... :mocking: :mocking:
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Ek het hom gister van my foon af probeer laai, maar my foon is te slim vir my.
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Hoppy wrote:Ek het hom gister van my foon af probeer laai, maar my foon is te slim vir my.
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Daai ou met die wit jas moet net passop dat hy nie in die olie gly as hy so trek nie :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Love it.......

Now if it were a HILUX the guy would be trying to get the dummy out and the dummy would be locked inside giving the guy the BIRD

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:



You have to be an idiot to drive one, not a dummy!
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:lol: :lol: Good one!

But the flip side could also mean that you're not likely to see dummies driving LR's! :twisted:
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Brilliant :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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:laugh2: if I'm not mistaken they still don't have air bags. :?:
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What is the first accessory a Landrover owner buys ----- Rope to tow it.
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Thunder02 wrote::laugh2: if I'm not mistaken they still don't have air bags. :?:
dont you need some momentum for airbags to deploy ??
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Daai is mooi! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Ek sien nie 'n olie-pan onder die landy nie...
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