A real Cowboy

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A real Cowboy

Post by Mud Dog »

..... has no fear!

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When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: A real Cowboy

Post by Sebata »

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: A real Cowboy

Post by jacques kotze »

Brave little cowboy :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A real Cowboy

Post by Donkey »

Awesome stuff :laugh2:
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We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!

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Re: A real Cowboy

Post by jagermeister »

:taunt: :taunt: :taunt:
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Re: A real Cowboy

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Bull looks terrified. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A real Cowboy

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Bull to boy:
"Hey bêre jou _otter"
:yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
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Re: A real Cowboy

Post by GI Jane »

That's sweet... :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Re: A real Cowboy

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Attidude conquers annyting!
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Re: A real Cowboy

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A real Cowboy

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A real Cowboy

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ek wonder net waarmee gaan hy skiet :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: A real Cowboy

Post by Mud Dog »

This may even be his father ....... :D:

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When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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