Low Self Esteem.
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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swartvark
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Low Self Esteem.
MUD........GLORIOUS MUD!!!!!
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Mud Dog
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Re: Low Self Esteem.
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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arnize2
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Re: Low Self Esteem.
Al raad nou is 'n dubbele dosis.
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Thabogrobler
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Re: Low Self Esteem.
Nice maatjie!! LOL!!!
'02 KZ 'Lux. Cooled. Chipped. Onca'd. Cherished!
If you are a diesel fan, raise your hand.
If you aren't raising your hand, raise your standards!
A 4x4 is merely a machine that enables you to get stuck further away from civilization.
If you are a diesel fan, raise your hand.
If you aren't raising your hand, raise your standards!
A 4x4 is merely a machine that enables you to get stuck further away from civilization.
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Mud Dog
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Re: Low Self Esteem.
Yeah, thad'll perk him up ... till someone mentions his face again.arnize2 wrote:Al raad nou is 'n dubbele dosis.
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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ChrisF
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Re: Low Self Esteem.
hoe kan julle so skinner van cassie se pille .... ?
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CasKru
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Re: Low Self Esteem.
lol.....ChrisF wrote:hoe kan julle so skinner van cassie se pille .... ?
Ek lei aan die Ed Zackery sindroom......
To God be the glory
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bosjakkals
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Re: Low Self Esteem.
Al die een gesien waar hulle kind drank probleme het 
03 - Cruiser 105 GX
97 - Hilux 2.4 D/C -
05 - Pajero 3.2 DID SWB ( Ma se kar)
01-Prado 3.0 d (Gesien -Geniet - GEROL))
97 - Hilux 2.4 D/C -
05 - Pajero 3.2 DID SWB ( Ma se kar)
01-Prado 3.0 d (Gesien -Geniet - GEROL))
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ChrisF
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Re: Low Self Esteem.
ek moes dit gaan gooooogel:CasKru wrote:lol.....ChrisF wrote:hoe kan julle so skinner van cassie se pille .... ?
Ek lei aan die Ed Zackery sindroom......
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught over the fact that she
had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She
was afraid she might have something wrong with her
so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the
well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said,
"OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she
was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass
to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she
was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, n"OK, now craw
reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang
shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see.
Dat is why you not haf sex or dates.
The woman asked anxiously, "oh my word, Dr. Chang,
what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary
Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like
your ass."
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CasKru
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Re: Low Self Esteem.
Ed ZackeryChrisF wrote:ek moes dit gaan gooooogel:CasKru wrote:lol.....ChrisF wrote:hoe kan julle so skinner van cassie se pille .... ?
Ek lei aan die Ed Zackery sindroom......
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught over the fact that she
had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She
was afraid she might have something wrong with her
so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the
well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said,
"OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she
was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass
to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she
was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, n"OK, now craw
reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang
shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see.
Dat is why you not haf sex or dates.
The woman asked anxiously, "oh my word, Dr. Chang,
what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary
Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like
your ass."
To God be the glory
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the BuTch3R
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Re: Low Self Esteem.
ROR (raffe out roud)
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Mud Dog
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Re: Low Self Esteem.
Otherwise also known as Zackley's disease. 
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!