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Post by Donkey »

Hi honey I’m just having my last drink. I’ll be with you in about 20mins. If I’m not back by then read this sms again
Tumelo Maketekete
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Post by OOOOMS »

:lol: :lol: :thumbup:
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:laugh2: :laugh2:

Dare I say this (seeing as that I will be within klapping distance of 0000DS in 2 weeks time) ..... but that won't work Tumelo, not unless she's blonde.
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Post by bosjakkals »

;-) Dit kan dalk werkj as jy mooi vra
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01-Prado 3.0 d (Gesien -Geniet - GEROL))
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Post by Tiger7 »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by OOOOMS »

Mud Dog wrote::laugh2: :laugh2:

Dare I say this (seeing as that I will be within klapping distance of 0000DS in 2 weeks time) ..... but that won't work Tumelo, not unless she's blonde.
Sjoe jy's lekker braaf......
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OOOOMS wrote:
Mud Dog wrote::laugh2: :laugh2:

Dare I say this (seeing as that I will be within klapping distance of 0000DS in 2 weeks time) ..... but that won't work Tumelo, not unless she's blonde.
Sjoe jy's lekker braaf......
Only because of the 2 week 'cooling off period'. :laugh2:
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Post by FdP4X4 »

Sal dit eerder nie probeer nie :blackeye:
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