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Post by Paul Grobler »

:lol: :lol: :clap: :clap:
Ja Andy dis maar hoe dit is BUT WE NEED THEM
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Mmmmmm,Die Bybel se dat elke man sy eie vrou moet liefhe......nie verstaan nie!!!!!! n Man sonder n vrou is soos n 2x4 Hilux,jy kan ry maar nie orals gaan nie. :lol: :lol:
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hentey wrote:Mmmmmm,Die Bybel se dat elke man sy eie vrou moet liefhe......nie verstaan nie!!!!!! n Man sonder n vrou is soos n 2x4 Hilux,jy kan ry maar nie orals gaan nie. :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: Well put! :D: :wink:
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'n Onmisbare ergernis.
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n Vrou is die nodigste accesory op die bakkie,as sy nie daar is nie,beteken die bakkie niks :thumbup:
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legend35 wrote:n Vrou is die nodigste accesory op die bakkie,as sy nie daar is nie,beteken die bakkie niks :thumbup:
Dit hou nou af van die omstandighede. As my roer saam is, is dit normaalweg my vrou se keuse om nie saam te wees nie, en dan het ek ook geen beswaar daarteen nie (alhoewel sy soms my vergesel as ek aleen jag). As sy saam is, moet sy dit geniet, en sy is glad nie mal oor heeldag obstacles ry nie .... 'n 'scenic trail' is tog nog OK by haar. :wink:
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Ek stem saam Andy.Daar is nogal min vroue wat hou van die 4x4 ding.Maar daar is ek gelukkig.My vrou vat sommer self die stokke.
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legend35 wrote:Ek stem saam Andy.Daar is nogal min vroue wat hou van die 4x4 ding.Maar daar is ek gelukkig.My vrou vat sommer self die stokke.
Jy is baie gelukkig !!!!! Dit is hoekom ek alleen was in Lesotho...... :roll: :twisted:
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