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When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow. Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive. It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Mmmmmm,Die Bybel se dat elke man sy eie vrou moet liefhe......nie verstaan nie!!!!!! n Man sonder n vrou is soos n 2x4 Hilux,jy kan ry maar nie orals gaan nie.
hentey wrote:Mmmmmm,Die Bybel se dat elke man sy eie vrou moet liefhe......nie verstaan nie!!!!!! n Man sonder n vrou is soos n 2x4 Hilux,jy kan ry maar nie orals gaan nie.
Well put!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow. Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive. It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
legend35 wrote:n Vrou is die nodigste accesory op die bakkie,as sy nie daar is nie,beteken die bakkie niks
Dit hou nou af van die omstandighede. As my roer saam is, is dit normaalweg my vrou se keuse om nie saam te wees nie, en dan het ek ook geen beswaar daarteen nie (alhoewel sy soms my vergesel as ek aleen jag). As sy saam is, moet sy dit geniet, en sy is glad nie mal oor heeldag obstacles ry nie .... 'n 'scenic trail' is tog nog OK by haar.
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow. Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive. It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!