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Maddoglips
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by Maddoglips » Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:46 pm
Thanks I feel clever now for a few minutes
Sorry have to go, gotta take my 10month old to the ear specialist quick so please pass on.
Thanks,
It's better to Burn Out then Fade Away.
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by Royco » Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:52 pm
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CasKru
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by CasKru » Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:54 pm
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To God be the glory
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by Royco » Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:55 pm
CasKru wrote: e
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CasKru
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by CasKru » Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:56 pm
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To God be the glory
Royco
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by Royco » Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:56 pm
CasKru wrote: u
CasKru
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by CasKru » Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:57 pm
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To God be the glory
Royco
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by Royco » Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:58 pm
CasKru wrote: i?
CasKru
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by CasKru » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:00 pm
:x :x
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To God be the glory
Royco
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by Royco » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:01 pm
CasKru wrote: :x :x
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luckyhit
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by luckyhit » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:01 pm
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One Life! Live it!
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by Royco » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:02 pm
luckyhit wrote: r
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CasKru
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by CasKru » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:02 pm
w
To God be the glory
luckyhit
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by luckyhit » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:03 pm
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One Life! Live it!
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by Royco » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:04 pm
CasKru wrote: w
luckyhit wrote: t
luckyhit
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by luckyhit » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:06 pm
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Last edited by
luckyhit on Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:07 pm, edited 1 time in total.
One Life! Live it!
CasKru
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by CasKru » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:06 pm
o?
To God be the glory
Royco
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by Royco » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:07 pm
luckyhit wrote: r
has already been
CasKru wrote: o?
-o-ar -a-e-
luckyhit
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by luckyhit » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:09 pm
L?
One Life! Live it!
CasKru
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by CasKru » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:10 pm
s
To God be the glory
Royco
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by Royco » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:11 pm
luckyhit wrote: L?
CasKru wrote: s
solar -a-el
luckyhit
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by luckyhit » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:13 pm
solar Panel?
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by Royco » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:14 pm
luckyhit wrote: solar Panel?
Well done!
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by Calbro2 » Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:54 pm
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Hilux = Masjien
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by luckyhit » Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:06 pm
e
-----e-
One Life! Live it!
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by Calbro2 » Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:09 pm
r
Hilux = Masjien
luckyhit
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by luckyhit » Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:13 pm
- - - r - e -
One Life! Live it!
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by Calbro2 » Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:20 pm
s
Hilux = Masjien
CasKru
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by CasKru » Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:21 pm
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To God be the glory
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by luckyhit » Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:34 pm
s - - r - e -
a
One Life! Live it!
merwn
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by merwn » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:40 pm
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by Mud Dog » Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:18 pm
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When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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by luckyhit » Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:44 am
merwn wrote: i
One Life! Live it!
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by luckyhit » Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:44 am
Mud Dog wrote: h
One Life! Live it!
Calbro2
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by Calbro2 » Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:54 am
l
Hilux = Masjien
luckyhit
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by luckyhit » Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:10 am
s - - r - e l
l
One Life! Live it!
tersmit
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by tersmit » Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:12 am
snorkel ?
luckyhit
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by luckyhit » Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:16 am
One Life! Live it!
tersmit
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by tersmit » Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:31 am
Ok
r---v--- p--n-
8 letters then a SPACE and then 5 letters
ThysdJ
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by ThysdJ » Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:34 am
Recovery Point
tersmit
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by tersmit » Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:35 am
Well done !!
You are next then
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by ThysdJ » Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:38 am
nee gaan jy maar weer, Tertius, ek sal nie die hele tyd die thread kan dophou vandag nie...
tersmit
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by tersmit » Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:04 am
Let me try again
-a-- s-a--
4 letters space 5 letters
Calbro2
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by Calbro2 » Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:40 am
s
Hilux = Masjien
tersmit
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by tersmit » Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:42 am
tersmit wrote: Let me try again
-a-- s-a--
4 letters space 5 letters
S
Calbro2
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by Calbro2 » Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:19 am
Calbro2 wrote: s
ooops,forgive me
r?
Hilux = Masjien
tersmit
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by tersmit » Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:24 am
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Calbro2
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by Calbro2 » Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:34 am
l
Hilux = Masjien
tersmit
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by tersmit » Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:36 am
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-a
l - s-a--
Calbro2
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by Calbro2 » Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:11 pm
e
Hilux = Masjien
tersmit
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by tersmit » Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:22 pm
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Calbro2
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by Calbro2 » Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:01 pm
v
Hilux = Masjien
tersmit
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by tersmit » Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:06 pm
v
Calbro2
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by Calbro2 » Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:10 pm
b
Hilux = Masjien
tersmit
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by tersmit » Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:25 pm
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Calbro2
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by Calbro2 » Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:27 pm
i
Hilux = Masjien
Mud Dog
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by Mud Dog » Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:30 pm
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When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
tersmit
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by tersmit » Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:18 pm
Doom
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