A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
The silent treatment
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Bushwacker
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Re: The silent treatment
My wife gave me the silent treatment and I thought I was being rewarded of something just to find out that I'm in the bogboks.
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Re: The silent treatment
Sies Pieter! 
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: The silent treatment
Het gekla sy raas te veel. Twee dae later uit gevind ek kry die treatment. Gedink sy besig om my happy te hou
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Hoppy
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Re: The silent treatment
My vrou raak soos n stukkende TV, net beeld, maar niks klank nie! 
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Re: The silent treatment
Noudiedag so bietjie spookpiepie op rasende belde van n klient se bakkie gespuit toe se die ou vir my hy soek ook daarvan wil dit in sy vrou se mond spuit.
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Re: The silent treatment
wim wrote:Noudiedag so bietjie spookpiepie op rasende belde van n klient se bakkie gespuit toe se die ou vir my hy soek ook daarvan wil dit in sy vrou se mond spuit.