An Irish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. When she asked if
she could have a bath the lady of the house told her they didn't have a
bath, although if she wanted to she could use a tin wash tub in front of the
fire.
"Monday's the best night because my husband goes out to darts," she said.
The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled
the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that
the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when
he came home.
He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday, when you go to darts,
leave a little early and wait in the back garden. I'll leave a gap in the
curtains so you can see for yourself."
So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked:
"Do you shave?"
"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any pubic hair. I take it you
have?"
"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her night dress and showed the
girl that she possessed a generously endowed pelt.....very generous indeed.
The girl finished her bath and went to bed.
Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you see
it?"
"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours?"
"Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often
enough before."
"I know," he said, "but the dart team hadn't."
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