A Bad day, a real bad day......................

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A Bad day, a real bad day......................

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Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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daai eerste een!!!!! ek bek@k myself ordentlik
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question
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COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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Obelix and Dogmatix wrote:daai eerste een!!!!! ek bek@k myself ordentlik
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Samurai wrote:
Obelix and Dogmatix wrote:daai eerste een!!!!! ek bek@k myself ordentlik
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Die laaste een sal ook werk :lol:
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...
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1 & 3 :surrender: :surrender: :surrender:
2 = solank dir n ander man sin is :scared:
Jesus was blunt: "No chance at all if you think you can pull it off by yourself. Every chance in the world if you let God do it." Mark 10:27(Message)

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Pote wrote:
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N ander soort river crossing :?
Jesus was blunt: "No chance at all if you think you can pull it off by yourself. Every chance in the world if you let God do it." Mark 10:27(Message)

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:lol: :lol:
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ek kom een oggend by my jetta 4, ek sien toe wit onder die kar, baie deurmekaar kan ek nie sin maak van dit, maak boot oop.... 5ltr enamel! Dit kom nie sommer uit nie...
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Daai 2de prentjie gee my koue rillings.

Ek moes die een keer in Moz universal vervang.My bakkie was vol gelaai en was op gehys so hoog dat jy onder kan staan om die prop shaft aftehaal. Die mechanic se twee werkers was onder besig om die prop los te maak en ek en die mechanic het langsaan gestaan en bollie praat oor my toer.Eweskielik begin die bakkie gly en daai 2 manne onder laat spaander.Gelukkig vang een van die support van die hyser die bakkie en hy hang so half lyf af.
Ek het alles in slow motion gesien en gelukkig geen skade,maar dit was amper of toer was in sy m&^r :blackeye:
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George een van Auto Atlantic se mechanics, wel voormalige mechanics, het dit mos reg gekry om n nuwe beemer van die stand te laat val !!!!
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