Joke of the day
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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Kan jy nou meer! Is dit nou 'n Kaapse d**k-head?
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Dis hoekom AIDS en kinders so volop is.
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Kyk, nou kan die reen maar bietjie wegbly. 40 mm elke nag! My boorgat loop oor en ek het my windpompwiel omgedraai dat hy die water afpomp, nie op nie. My Kreepy Krawley weet nie meer waar stop die swembad nie, en ek kry hom nou die oggend waar hy besig is om die boerboele se waterbakke skoon te maak !!!
"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice
of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's
this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. "A bowl of Soup,
homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for
food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. Would you like a
juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie
chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra.... I'm
still not hungry."
Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm bloody starving
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aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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Wat noem jy 'n deurskynende hasie? Spasie!
. Wat noem jy 'n hasie in 'n pyp? Blokhasie
. Hasie in die tuimeldroër? Spinhasie
. Wat noem jy 'n hasie ini hospitaal? Operhasie!
. en 'n hasie ini spur? Inspirhasie!
. en hasies wat paar? Vibrhasie!
. wat noem mens 'n hasie met GPS? Navighasie
. Wat noem mens 'n rugby hasie? Paashasie
. 'n Halwe hasie? 'n Sie
. 'n Hasie wat mond-tot-mond asemhaling toepas? Oksidhasie
. 'n Walt Disney Hasie? Animhasie
. 'n Vuvuzela Hasie? Gerhasie
. Wat noem 'n mens 'n hasie op 'n telefoon? Kommunikhasie
. Wat noem 'n mens 'n losbandige hasie? 'n Flirthasie
. wat noem 'n mens 'n hasie wat preek? 'n Kanselhasie!!!!
. wat noem jy 'n ryk hasie? Inflhasie!!
. 'n Hasie wat boer? Plasie
. Wat noem mens 'n siek hasie? Inflamhasie
. Wat noem jy 'n hasie wat oorsee gaan? Immigrhasie
. Wat noem jy 'n hasie met spuitpoep? Purghasie!
. iemand wat heeltyd hasie grappies vertel? Irrithasie
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... en die ander helfde van die hasie .... Ha
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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En 'n weersprekende hasie? Komplikhasie
En 'n hasie wat vir die spoorwee werk? Sthasie
En 'n hasie wat vir die spoorwee werk? Sthasie
To God be the glory
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"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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Aanhouer wen
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"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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It's Great to be a Souf Efrikan!!!
This is a great country because…
1. You can eat half dried meat and not be considered disgusting.
2. Nothing is your fault; you can blame it all on apartheid.
3. You get to buy a new car every 3 months and the insurance company even pays for it.
4. You can experience pathetic service in eleven official languages.
5. Where else can you get oranges with 45% alcohol content at rugby matches?
6. It's the only country in the world where striking workers show how angry they are by dancing.
7. You're considered clumsy if you cannot: use a cell phone (without car kit), change CDs, drink a beer, put on make-up, read the newspaper and smoke, all at the same time while driving a car at 160 kph in a 60 kph zone.
8. Great accent. (!!!)
9. If you live in Johannesburg, you get to brag about living in the most dangerous city in the world.
10. Burglar bars become a feature, and a great selling point for your house.
11. You can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire.
12. The tow-trucks are the first on the scene for most major crimes/accidents, without being called.
13. Votes have to be recounted until the right party wins
14. Illegal immigrants leave the country because the crime rate is too high.
15. The police ask you if they must follow up on the burglary you've just reported..
16. A murderer gets a 6 month sentence and a pirate TV viewer 2 years.
17. The prisoners strike and get to vote in elections!
18. The police stations have panic buttons to call armed response when they are burgled
19. Police cars are fitted with immobilizers and gear locks!
20. Condoms for free - shopping plastic bags for sale
Ja nee!! Dis blerrie lekker hier!!
This is a great country because…
1. You can eat half dried meat and not be considered disgusting.
2. Nothing is your fault; you can blame it all on apartheid.
3. You get to buy a new car every 3 months and the insurance company even pays for it.
4. You can experience pathetic service in eleven official languages.
5. Where else can you get oranges with 45% alcohol content at rugby matches?
6. It's the only country in the world where striking workers show how angry they are by dancing.
7. You're considered clumsy if you cannot: use a cell phone (without car kit), change CDs, drink a beer, put on make-up, read the newspaper and smoke, all at the same time while driving a car at 160 kph in a 60 kph zone.
8. Great accent. (!!!)
9. If you live in Johannesburg, you get to brag about living in the most dangerous city in the world.
10. Burglar bars become a feature, and a great selling point for your house.
11. You can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire.
12. The tow-trucks are the first on the scene for most major crimes/accidents, without being called.
13. Votes have to be recounted until the right party wins
14. Illegal immigrants leave the country because the crime rate is too high.
15. The police ask you if they must follow up on the burglary you've just reported..
16. A murderer gets a 6 month sentence and a pirate TV viewer 2 years.
17. The prisoners strike and get to vote in elections!
18. The police stations have panic buttons to call armed response when they are burgled
19. Police cars are fitted with immobilizers and gear locks!
20. Condoms for free - shopping plastic bags for sale
Ja nee!! Dis blerrie lekker hier!!
"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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"TAZER!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Nie te lank terug nie, het ek iets gesien by die wapenwinkel wat my belangstelling geprikkel het. Die geleentheid was my huweliksherdenking en ek was opsoek na iets Spesiaal vir my vrou.
Wat ek toe gesien het was 'n 100,000-volt, handsak-grootte tazer.
Die effekte van die tazer was veronderstel om van korte duur te wees, met geen langtermyn effekte op jou aanvaller nie, net genoeg tyd... om jou toe te laat om na veiligheid te vlug.
Ek koop toe die apparaat en bring dit huis toe. Ek laai twee AAA batterye in die ding en druk die knoppie. Niks Nada! Ek was so teleurgesteld. Ek het toe later geleer, dat indien jy die ding teen 'n metaal oppervlak druk en dan die knoppie druk, maak dit 'n blou "spark" tussen die penne. BRILJANT!
Ek moet nog aan my vrou verduidelik waar daardie brandkolle is op die voorkant van haar LG oond vandaan kom.
So daar sit ek alleen tuis met die nuwe speelding en ek dink aan myself dat dit kan nie so erg skok nie, ek meen, hy het dan net 2 AAA batterye in. NEE REGTIG!
Ek sit in my leunstoel, die kat lê uitgestrek langs my op die leuning terwyl ek die aanwysings lees. Ek begin toe dink dat ek regtig nodig het om die ding uit te toets op 'n objek van vlees, 26% bloed en bewegende teiken. Ek moet erken ek het gedink om vir kitty vir 'n fraksie van 'n sekond by te dam, maar toe gelukkig van plan verander.
Sy is so 'n soet kat en, soos meeste van julle reeds weet, die hel het geen gelyke soos 'n weewee'd off kat nie, maar, voor ek die ding vir my vrou gaan gee wil ek ten minste die versekering hê dat die ding my vrou kan beskerm teen 'n mugger soos dit geadverteer is. Nie waar nie?
Daar sit ek toe in my kortbroek en my rugby ondersteuner trui aan, met my leesbril delikaat op die brug van my neus, aanwysings in een hand, tazer in 'n ander. Die aanwysings sê dat 'n een sekonde blast sal jou aanvaller skok en disoriënteer; 'n Twee sekonde blast is veronderstel om spierspasmas en 'n totale verlies van liggaamlikke beweging aan te bring. 'n Drie sekonde blast sal veroorsaak dat die aanvaller inmekaar sal sak soos 'n vis uit water, enige blast langer as drie sekondes sou 'n mors van batterykrag wees.
Met al die inligting kyk ek na hierdie klein apparaat van omtrent 5 duim lank en minder as 'n 3/4 duim in omtrek. Regtig te oulik en tog net gelaai met twee klein ou AAA batterye dink aan myself geen flippin manier dat die ding skade kan berokken nie!
Wat volgende gebeur is moeilik om te beskryf, maar ek sal my bes doen.
Ek sit alleen daar, die kat kyk op met haar kop een kant toe gedraai asof om te sê, "Moet dit nie doen nie". Ek redeneer toe dat 'n een sekonde skok van so 'n klein ou dingetjie kan tog nie so erg wees nie. Ek besluit ek gee myself 'n een sekonde blast net vir die hel daarvan. Ek haak die penne stewig teen my naakte dy, druk die knoppie , Crap wapens van massa-vernietiging, *** op 'n stok, Ek is seker die Blou Bulspan het bo oor my gedraf, my opgetel en my oor en oor op die mat neergemoer en toe net vir die pret die leunstoel op my kop gegooi het.
Ek het so 'n vaagweg herhinnering van wakker word op my sy in die fetale posisie, met trane in my oë, my liggaam deurnat met iets wat ruik soos pie, albei tepels wat brand soos vuur, my goens nêrens te vinde nie, met my linkerarm onder my liggaam ingedruk in die snaakste posisie, en naalde en spelde in my bene. Die kat staan oor my, maak meow-klanke wat ek nog nooit voorheen gehoor het nie en sy lek my gesig, ongetwyfeld dink sy vir haarself, doen dit weer, doen dit weer, jou onnosele aap!
Asseblief, luister na die raad uit ondervinding geleer - daar is geen sodanige ding as 'n een sekonde blast wanneer jy jouself zap nie!!!!. Jy sal nie die ding kan los tot dit nie uit jou hand uitgeruk word deur 'n moerse slag nie.
'n Minuut of so later (ek kan nie seker wees nie, tyd was 'n relatiewe ding op daardie punt), het ek my verstand gekollekteer (die bietjie wat oor was), regop gesit en die wereld bekyk. My gebuigde leesbril het misrabel op die mantel gehang. Hoe het dit daar gekom? My triceps, regterdy en beide tepels was steeds teer. My gesig het gevoel asof ek 'n oordosis novocain ingekry het, en my kaak het lusteloos gehang asof my onderlip 88 lbs geweeg het. Terloops, teen die tyd het my goene gevoel of hulle tot binne in my liggaam teruggetrek het tot êrens rondom my ribbekas, en nou wag vir die "alles skoon" sein voordat hulle uit die bomskuiling sal te voorskyn kom.
Ek weet nou hoe die Tom Hanks karakter gevoel het toe hy moes gaan soek het vir Privaat Ryan . Ek voel ek behoort 'n beloning aan te bied vir hulle veilige terugkeer.
Tot vandag toe ondervind ek dat alles krimp sodra ek iets in 'n muurprop indruk.
So indien jy ooit genoodsaak voel om jouself te wil "mug" met 'n tazer om hom dit te toets, neem my advies! herhaal die sin. . . hier, kitty kitty.
Wat ek toe gesien het was 'n 100,000-volt, handsak-grootte tazer.
Die effekte van die tazer was veronderstel om van korte duur te wees, met geen langtermyn effekte op jou aanvaller nie, net genoeg tyd... om jou toe te laat om na veiligheid te vlug.
Ek koop toe die apparaat en bring dit huis toe. Ek laai twee AAA batterye in die ding en druk die knoppie. Niks Nada! Ek was so teleurgesteld. Ek het toe later geleer, dat indien jy die ding teen 'n metaal oppervlak druk en dan die knoppie druk, maak dit 'n blou "spark" tussen die penne. BRILJANT!
Ek moet nog aan my vrou verduidelik waar daardie brandkolle is op die voorkant van haar LG oond vandaan kom.
So daar sit ek alleen tuis met die nuwe speelding en ek dink aan myself dat dit kan nie so erg skok nie, ek meen, hy het dan net 2 AAA batterye in. NEE REGTIG!
Ek sit in my leunstoel, die kat lê uitgestrek langs my op die leuning terwyl ek die aanwysings lees. Ek begin toe dink dat ek regtig nodig het om die ding uit te toets op 'n objek van vlees, 26% bloed en bewegende teiken. Ek moet erken ek het gedink om vir kitty vir 'n fraksie van 'n sekond by te dam, maar toe gelukkig van plan verander.
Sy is so 'n soet kat en, soos meeste van julle reeds weet, die hel het geen gelyke soos 'n weewee'd off kat nie, maar, voor ek die ding vir my vrou gaan gee wil ek ten minste die versekering hê dat die ding my vrou kan beskerm teen 'n mugger soos dit geadverteer is. Nie waar nie?
Daar sit ek toe in my kortbroek en my rugby ondersteuner trui aan, met my leesbril delikaat op die brug van my neus, aanwysings in een hand, tazer in 'n ander. Die aanwysings sê dat 'n een sekonde blast sal jou aanvaller skok en disoriënteer; 'n Twee sekonde blast is veronderstel om spierspasmas en 'n totale verlies van liggaamlikke beweging aan te bring. 'n Drie sekonde blast sal veroorsaak dat die aanvaller inmekaar sal sak soos 'n vis uit water, enige blast langer as drie sekondes sou 'n mors van batterykrag wees.
Met al die inligting kyk ek na hierdie klein apparaat van omtrent 5 duim lank en minder as 'n 3/4 duim in omtrek. Regtig te oulik en tog net gelaai met twee klein ou AAA batterye dink aan myself geen flippin manier dat die ding skade kan berokken nie!
Wat volgende gebeur is moeilik om te beskryf, maar ek sal my bes doen.
Ek sit alleen daar, die kat kyk op met haar kop een kant toe gedraai asof om te sê, "Moet dit nie doen nie". Ek redeneer toe dat 'n een sekonde skok van so 'n klein ou dingetjie kan tog nie so erg wees nie. Ek besluit ek gee myself 'n een sekonde blast net vir die hel daarvan. Ek haak die penne stewig teen my naakte dy, druk die knoppie , Crap wapens van massa-vernietiging, *** op 'n stok, Ek is seker die Blou Bulspan het bo oor my gedraf, my opgetel en my oor en oor op die mat neergemoer en toe net vir die pret die leunstoel op my kop gegooi het.
Ek het so 'n vaagweg herhinnering van wakker word op my sy in die fetale posisie, met trane in my oë, my liggaam deurnat met iets wat ruik soos pie, albei tepels wat brand soos vuur, my goens nêrens te vinde nie, met my linkerarm onder my liggaam ingedruk in die snaakste posisie, en naalde en spelde in my bene. Die kat staan oor my, maak meow-klanke wat ek nog nooit voorheen gehoor het nie en sy lek my gesig, ongetwyfeld dink sy vir haarself, doen dit weer, doen dit weer, jou onnosele aap!
Asseblief, luister na die raad uit ondervinding geleer - daar is geen sodanige ding as 'n een sekonde blast wanneer jy jouself zap nie!!!!. Jy sal nie die ding kan los tot dit nie uit jou hand uitgeruk word deur 'n moerse slag nie.
'n Minuut of so later (ek kan nie seker wees nie, tyd was 'n relatiewe ding op daardie punt), het ek my verstand gekollekteer (die bietjie wat oor was), regop gesit en die wereld bekyk. My gebuigde leesbril het misrabel op die mantel gehang. Hoe het dit daar gekom? My triceps, regterdy en beide tepels was steeds teer. My gesig het gevoel asof ek 'n oordosis novocain ingekry het, en my kaak het lusteloos gehang asof my onderlip 88 lbs geweeg het. Terloops, teen die tyd het my goene gevoel of hulle tot binne in my liggaam teruggetrek het tot êrens rondom my ribbekas, en nou wag vir die "alles skoon" sein voordat hulle uit die bomskuiling sal te voorskyn kom.
Ek weet nou hoe die Tom Hanks karakter gevoel het toe hy moes gaan soek het vir Privaat Ryan . Ek voel ek behoort 'n beloning aan te bied vir hulle veilige terugkeer.
Tot vandag toe ondervind ek dat alles krimp sodra ek iets in 'n muurprop indruk.
So indien jy ooit genoodsaak voel om jouself te wil "mug" met 'n tazer om hom dit te toets, neem my advies! herhaal die sin. . . hier, kitty kitty.
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Daar is nie pille nie.....
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The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
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I have a feeling is so wrong in so many ways but yet also right in so many waysSamurai wrote:
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
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Agreed!!WQN wrote:I have a feeling is so wrong in so many ways but yet also right in so many waysSamurai wrote:
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Yet again so wrong but so rightCasKru wrote:
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The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces,
"If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks,
"Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
"If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks,
"Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".