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Hoppy wrote:A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get the nerve up to jump.
A passing hobo stops and says, "since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we have sex first?"
The woman said "Hell no...get away from me!"
The bum turned to leave and muttered "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."
....don't think she jumped
Boet Croukamp wrote:Ek hoor jy kan n Landrover by Checkers koop wat jy opwen dan staan hy en olie lek vir n halfuur.
Hoppy wrote:Sjoe!! Dit reën al vir 3 dae by ons.... Al wat my skoonma doen is deur die venster staar.... As dit so aangaan , sal ek haar seker moet laat in kom!
Hoppy wrote:Ek lees mos nou dat 'n Suid-Afrikaner gemiddeld 800km 'n jaar loop...
En gemiddeld 42liter brandewyn 'n jaar drink...
Ek dink nie 19km/liter is te sleg nie!
Can't agree more ..... removed!Oupa Stig wrote:OK, ons almal het nou daai lelike ding gesien. Kan die mods hom nie maar nou afhaal nie, asb?
Ernstig, ek gril my dood elke keer as ek hom sien, en om daar by verby te scroll om 'n nuwe grappie te sien is net nie die moeite werd nie! Dis soos 'n motor ongeluk, jy kan nie help om te kyk nie... En dan weer te gril nie. Samblief, haal hom (ek dink dis 'n "hom"???) af!
Hoppy wrote:MALE VS. FEMALE LOGIC!
Woman:
Do you drink Guinness?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $9.00
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a Guinness costs $9 and you have 3 a day which puts your spending each month at $810. In one year, it would be approximately $9855 …correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $9855, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $197,100, correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much Guinness, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting
for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink Guinness?
Woman:
No
Man:
Where’s your Ferrari?