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Grizzly Attack

Post by Black Sam »

This is a story of self control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed man with a small pistol against a fierce predator.



What is the smallest calibre you trust to protect yourself?



The Beretta Jetfire:



Here is his story:



While out hiking in Alberta Canada with my wife we were surprised by a huge grizzly bear charging at us from out of nowhere.

She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive.



“If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .25 with me I would not be here today!



Just one shot to my wife’s knee cap was all it took. The bear got her easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

It's one of the best pistols in my collection…”
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:laugh2: You'll need a much larger caliber for the mother in law :lmao:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:laugh2: :laugh2:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well-trained bear!
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Post by Cleaner »

Same reason why divers have a dive knife.

You come across an aggressive shark, stab your dive buddy and make sure to swim faster than them!

:mocking:

So who wants to go diving? :twisted: :twisted:
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Post by GI Jane »

Hmmmm.... think I've been away a bit too long, to protect us from some mean male predators... :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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