LOFTUS PINK BULL STADIUM CHANGES (GLOBAL TRANSMISSION)]

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Now that the Bulls play in pink there are 10 things that will change....


1) One lucky season ticket holder will win a free make-over during half time of each match.

2) Fans will no longer be allowed to braai before kick-off, instead fondue stations will be available for snacks.

3) The beer tent will no longer sell beer, but a wide variety of fruity drinks will be available.

4) The dancing girls will be replaced by a French poodle parade.

5) The man of the match will not receive a trophy, but rather a subscription to House and Home magazine.

6) The yellow card area will not be referred to as the sin bin, but will now be known as the now the temper tantrum tank.

7) The stadium will change from the Bull-Ring to the Fairy Garden or from Loftus to Moftus.

8) The new mascot will be Daisy the cow.

9) A booth will be provided to exchange those dangerous horned helmets for the more appropriate silk scarf.

10) Liefling will still be the unofficial song...
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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It’s all fun and games until the “girls” in pink win your team. Then what??? :beg: :beg: :beg: :beg: :beg:
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:laugh2: ja..dit sal nou snaaks wees as as die pienk truie wen...

MAAR Tshwane (of is dit nou Tsweni) Metro is te bang om Loftus se naam ook te verander, so ek weet nie of die ondersteunesr gelukkig gaan wees met die truie nie. Hannon sal sy gesig nie in Pta kan wys nie, wat nog van halftyd op Loftus :mrgreen:
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Wonder ook wat gaan die ander spanne se as die pienkes hulle wen :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ek verstaan hulle het ook die span dokter met n ginekoloog vervang...
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Blackadder wrote:Ek verstaan hulle het ook die span dokter met n ginekoloog vervang...

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Blackadder wrote:Ek verstaan hulle het ook die span dokter met n ginekoloog vervang...
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

En as die pienkies wen gaan die verloorende span ook ene sal moet aanstel weens hoe hulle sal lyk asook sal voel. :laugh2:
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Jingo73 wrote:It’s all fun and games until the “girls” in pink win your team. Then what??? :beg: :beg: :beg: :beg: :beg:
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Pienk BUL Blou Bul ek bly n BUL en as ons die ander so verneder klop die Blou hart eers :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :tease: :tease: :tease: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :boss: :boss: :boss: :boss: :banned: :banned: :banned:
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Paul Grobler wrote:Pienk BUL Blou Bul ek bly n BUL en as ons die ander so verneder klop die Blou hart eers :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :tease: :tease: :tease: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :boss: :boss: :boss: :boss: :banned: :banned: :banned:
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Paul Grobler wrote:Pienk BUL Blou Bul ek bly n BUL en as ons die ander so verneder klop die Blou hart eers :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :tease: :tease: :tease: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :boss: :boss: :boss: :boss: :banned: :banned: :banned:

51-19 is nogals 'n pak slae & 'n half :lmao: of is dit nou 'n spanking met Hannon se invloed...? Lyk my die Cheetas het die 'safe word' vergeet :lmao: :lmao:

Miskien moet Loftus maar eerder blou oranje wees soos die vierkleur :twisted:
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Stef wrote:
Paul Grobler wrote:Pienk BUL Blou Bul ek bly n BUL en as ons die ander so verneder klop die Blou hart eers :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :tease: :tease: :tease: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :boss: :boss: :boss: :boss: :banned: :banned: :banned:

51-19 is nogals 'n pak slae & 'n half :lmao: of is dit nou 'n spanking met Hannon se invloed...? Lyk my die Cheetas het die 'safe word' vergeet :lmao: :lmao:

Miskien moet Loftus maar eerder blou oranje wees soos die vierkleur :twisted:
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En toe droog die grappies op!

Ek is seker die Bulle het nou aanhangers as van tevore. Want almal praat oor die Bulle en kyk elke wedstryd om te sien wanneer hulle die Pienk truie gaan dra!

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Blackadder wrote:Ek verstaan hulle het ook die span dokter met n ginekoloog vervang...

Sjoe dis nie baie mooi nie.... Ek dink nie dit wat jy nou sê is konstruktief tot goeie rivalry in die hilux klub nie.
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Het julle gesien waarmee gaan hulle in die skrums moet vastrap :?: :?: :?:

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