The Hilux Story
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Re: The Hilux Story
dripped diesel, which was odd
White Fang: 1999 2.7i DC Raider 4x4
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Re: The Hilux Story
or that's what I thought
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Re: The Hilux Story
so open went the hood
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
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And saw, to my horror
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Re: The Hilux Story
it has a nuclear propelled engine!!!
'02 KZ 'Lux. Cooled. Chipped. Onca'd. Cherished!
If you are a diesel fan, raise your hand.
If you aren't raising your hand, raise your standards!
A 4x4 is merely a machine that enables you to get stuck further away from civilization.
If you are a diesel fan, raise your hand.
If you aren't raising your hand, raise your standards!
A 4x4 is merely a machine that enables you to get stuck further away from civilization.
Re: The Hilux Story
I started to tremble....
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Re: The Hilux Story
knees qiuvering involuntarily
Tumelo Maketekete
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We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
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1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
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Re: The Hilux Story
I screamed like a girl ( )
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: The Hilux Story
afterburners.
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: The Hilux Story
duct tape and bloudraad
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: The Hilux Story
Which I used to
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Re: The Hilux Story
have in the trunk
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Re: The Hilux Story
for some Dutch courage
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: The Hilux Story
caught the right ball
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Re: The Hilux Story
of the kids swingball
Re: The Hilux Story
chewed by my dog
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Re: The Hilux Story
the crown and pinion
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and i realised that there
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Re: The Hilux Story
I had a saw
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unmentionables and stuffed them into
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drove 300km to my next
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Re: The Hilux Story
and 35's that my grandpa
aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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sits on the stoep smoking his
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Re: The Hilux Story
grandchildren's socks and underwear while
92 Hilux dc 2.2
MikeM suspension with 50mm lift
MikeM suspension with 50mm lift
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Re: The Hilux Story
Sniffing the diff oil for
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Re: The Hilux Story
fact that grandma actually loves land rovers
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Re: The Hilux Story
clutch-gly in!
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Re: The Hilux Story
because he hates the flippen
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Re: The Hilux Story
The land rover "Broken" Experience
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THREAD NOTICE :
and grandpa thinks to himself: We must increase the maximum number of words per post to 10, that way there will be better flow...
and grandpa thinks to himself: We must increase the maximum number of words per post to 10, that way there will be better flow...
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While grandpa thought so much about the word counting grandma had already been to town crossing axle twisters on the dirt road out of the farm only to come back and see
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that Grandpa is busy milking a goat while he
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