I ended up with an older woman at a club last night
She looked still good for a 65 yr old
In fact, she wasn’t bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot hot daughter.
We drank a bit (well more than a bit)
We had a snuggle, and she asked me if
I ever had a “Sportsman Double”?
Whats that? I asked. It’s a mother and daughter threesome, she said.
Oh I said, as my mind began to embrace the idea. No I haven’t. And I wondered
What this hot daughter of hers might look like.
We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was “my lucky night”.
We went to her place. We walked in.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
Mom, are you still awake!?
Sportmans double.
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Re: Sportmans double.
Hau! Tshini! 
...... 
...... When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Sportmans double.
VELY GOOOOD 
"LIFE'S A JOURNEY, ENJOY THE RIDE"
"WHERE THERE'S A 4X4....... THERE'S A WAY" .
"LEXUS - THE PURSUIT OF PERFECTION"
"WHERE THERE'S A 4X4....... THERE'S A WAY" .
"LEXUS - THE PURSUIT OF PERFECTION"
