Not for the faint hearted

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Not for the faint hearted

Post by Maverick131 »

Is daar nie 'n wet teen dié kleur nie..? :blink:
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Vark steaks!
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Come on that colour aint that bad, abit of TLC and some black accessories and :thumbup:

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Nee hel, dis "kapoen"!
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Ek dink haar T-shirt is n mooi kleur.

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Ek like dit. Maak al die trimmings swart en die wiele ook. Plak dan 'n paar swart decals en daai van lyk netjies.
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CasKru wrote:Ek like dit. Maak al die trimmings swart en die wiele ook. Plak dan 'n paar swart decals en daai van lyk netjies.
Cassie, dan gaan hy lyk of hulle hom wil gebruik as Bumble-Bee in die vgle Transformers fliek!
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Excellent road colour ... they'll see you coming a mile away, and you'll never loose your vehicle in the bush or parking lot. ;-)
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For her or the bakkie???
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Eisch, dis darem bietjie baie geel daai... :crazy: :crazy:
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too much
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Op 'n platkar kan daai kleur DALK werk maar not de hel nie op 'n hilux wat in die bos hoort nie
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Ek het uitgevind dat die Hilux deel vorm van 'n vervoermaatskappy se vloot - die vragmoters lyk ook blykbaar so geel...
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Eina,

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Post by legend35 »

Met sulke lekker bling wiele,drop suspention en n chrome grill en bumpers,sal hy nogal lekker lyk :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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