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Ou vale1
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Spietkop

Post by Ou vale1 »

Die ou ry te vinnig en 'n spietkop trek hom af. Toe hy sy venster oopdraai,
haak die spietkop af en gee hom 'n ma se taai klap.

Bestuurder (confused): Waarvoor was dit?"

Spietkop: As ek jou stop en jy maak jou venster oop, moet jou
bestuurslisensie reeds in jou hand wees! Moenie my tyd mors nie!"

Die spietkop loop om die motor en klop by die passasier se venster.
Die bestuurder se pel draai sy venster af en WHAP, klap die Spietkop hom ook.

Passasier (Verskrik): Hei, ek bestuur nie, waarvoor is dit?

Spietkop: Ek het gou jou wens vervul....

Passasier: Watter wens is dit nogal?

Spietkop: Sodra julle hier weg ry en voor jy en jou tjommie oor die eerste
bult was, sou jy vir hom gesê het "Hy moes daai *a* met MY getry het..."
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Post by CasKru »

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
And I would have taken the "law" into own hands :twisted: :twisted:
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:lol: :lol:
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CasKru wrote::laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
And I would have taken the "law" into own hands :twisted: :twisted:
Jy sal anders klink as daai spietkop jou vat :twisted: :twisted:
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Post by witmamba »

:lol: :clap: :aggresive: Wishfull thinking! ek sal hom terug bluxem
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Post by bosjakkals »

Ons kort n paar sulke brawe spietkoppe in die land, :silent: :silent: :thumbup:

Jy sal te bang wees vir die klap :wave:
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Die klap is niks dis daai heen en weer geklapery.
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Post by Spartan »

FdP4X4 wrote:Die klap is niks dis daai heen en weer geklapery.
Ek sien n fight met n spietkop kom :lol: :lol: moet net nie n Bees roux trek en hom doodklap nie :twisted: :twisted:
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