The Man Rules - Enough said

[Werner]

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
We always hear the rules from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or
motor sports


1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight ;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

[hentey]

Werner my wife just decided she doesn't like you,and I really cant see why. But she did mention something like cauvanistic pig. I however understand, perfectly what you are trying to convey. If every thing in life was as simple and plain as that set of rules this world would be a helova nice place to stay.Sorry pal but I thought I have to let you know.

[bosjakkals]

ES a baaaie waar swaar

CJ

[ToyX4]

Ek gaan dit print en op my yskas plak, en op my vrou se spieelkas

[pietpetoors]

Wat is die grap, dis alles feite.

Hulle sê 'n man besef hy word oud as nie meer omgee waarheen sy vrou gaan solank hy net nie hoef saam te gaan nie.

[ToyX4]

Wat is die grap, dis alles feite.

Hulle sê 'n man besef hy word oud as nie meer omgee waarheen sy vrou gaan solank hy net nie hoef saam te gaan nie.

Jis, Piet, dan is ek al lankal oud

[hentey]

Pieter maar die omgekeerde is ook waar.As jy n jong vrou het en sy wil nie saam met jou gaan nie en ook nie omgee waarheen jy gaan nie, dan word jy jonger. Nee wag nou is ek self heel verward.Kom ons begin van vooraf. As jy n jong vrou het en.....................los liewer ek gaan pak kry!!!!!!!!