Baie ongelukkig met die Hilux club

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Baie ongelukkig met die Hilux club

Post by bduk »

Ek is nou al seker 4 jaar lid van die klub. Elke jaar as ek my lidmaatskap hernu stuur hulle vir my 'n mooi briefie, n Hilux plakker en 'n pen.

Wanneer kry ek dan 'n Hilux?????
Wat ek is is net genade
Wat ek het is net geleen
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Hehehehehe. Sterk wees Barry.
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Post by Mud Dog »

:D:

Amper gee jy vir my 'n blerrie hartaanval! :winkx:
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Post by ChrisF »

Mud Dog wrote::D:

Amper gee jy vir my 'n blerrie hartaanval! :winkx:
skynbaar moet jy net EERS jou Hilux aan Barry bemaak ... :twisted: :twisted:
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Post by pietpetoors »

Lees die reëls;
Reel 1.12.3. van sub par. 19.3.6.2
"die Hilux word slegs uitgereik aan lede wat langer is 80 jaar lid is en deur albei ouers vergesel word."
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pietpetoors wrote:Lees die reëls;
Reel 1.12.3. van sub par. 19.3.6.2
"die Hilux word slegs uitgereik aan lede wat langer is 80 jaar lid is en deur albei ouers vergesel word."
So het Eric sy kleur bestel vir wanneer hy volgende jaar sy Hilux kry ?





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Post by Family_Dog »

Chris, dit gan nou gedoen word! Andy, jy's volgende. Dan Cassie ;)

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Family_Dog wrote:Chris, dit gan nou gedoen word! Andy, jy's volgende. Dan Cassie ;)

Daar is net een kleur: Cruiser 4E9 Beige.
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Family_Dog wrote:Chris, dit gan nou gedoen word! Andy, jy's volgende. Dan Cassie ;)

Daar is net een kleur: Cruiser 4E9 Beige.
He he! :D: Don't think I'll make it somehow .... according to the forum I'm already 102 yrs old! :mocking:
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Post by Thunder02 »

Mud Dog wrote:
Family_Dog wrote:Chris, dit gan nou gedoen word! Andy, jy's volgende. Dan Cassie ;)

Daar is net een kleur: Cruiser 4E9 Beige.
He he! :D: Don't think I'll make it somehow .... according to the forum I'm already 102 yrs old! :mocking:
Seeing they forgot to send you the first one, you will now have to wait for the second :laugh2:
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Post by Cinco »

Eke wag nog vir die plakker en pen..
But I blame the Post office!
Wishing my life away till the next trip!
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Post by Mud Dog »

Yoh! Your current membership was done in Dec. 2015 - you should have let us know sooner Ian, but I will follow up to see that it was in fact sent. Please also check your current postal address and e-mail addy on your Club profile to check that the data on your profile is correct. Otherwise you can PM the details to me and I'll check it for you. :winkx:
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Post by Mud Dog »

This reply from the lady that sends out the packages .....

"Hi Andy, het sy pakkie 8 Januarie gestuur - dit was 'n "Nuwe lid" pakkie. Sal nou weer stuur. Is dit die nuutste adres wat jy gestuur het in vorige email of net 'n copy van sy inskrywing in Desember? "

Ian can you please confirm your postal address. Thanks.
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
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And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Post by Cinco »

I appreciate the effort!
Thanks.
Wishing my life away till the next trip!
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