Joke of the day

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Thu May 09, 2013 6:24 pm

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Thu May 09, 2013 6:25 pm

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Thu May 09, 2013 6:32 pm

Gideonvanzyl · Post by **Gideonvanzyl** » Thu May 09, 2013 7:21 pm

Ai fooitog, die arme LD's. Hier is 'n paar goeies. he he

Donkey · Post by **Donkey** » Thu May 09, 2013 7:26 pm

Zandyl wrote:
Donkey wrote: I've seen this

Nope, i think you've done that

Leaning more towards coloured.

Post by **Baasvark** » Thu May 09, 2013 8:28 pm

ROOFER · Post by **ROOFER** » Thu May 09, 2013 8:55 pm

Tarquin · Post by **Tarquin** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:03 pm

Post by **Baasvark** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:09 pm

Tarquin · Post by **Tarquin** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:11 pm

Post by **Mud Dog** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:16 pm

Post by **Baasvark** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:18 pm

Post by **Haboob** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:19 pm

Tarquin · Post by **Tarquin** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:28 pm

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:28 pm

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:28 pm

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:30 pm

Tarquin · Post by **Tarquin** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:30 pm

andy always has the best puns

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:30 pm

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:31 pm

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:34 pm

Post by **Haboob** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:35 pm

Post by **Haboob** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:36 pm

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:37 pm

Post by **Haboob** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:37 pm

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:38 pm

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:38 pm

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Post by **Haboob** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:39 pm

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:40 pm

Very true.

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:41 pm

Tarquin · Post by **Tarquin** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:42 pm

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:44 pm

Tarquin · Post by **Tarquin** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:45 pm

Tarquin · Post by **Tarquin** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:46 pm

wow only in america

Tarquin · Post by **Tarquin** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:48 pm

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:48 pm

Post by **Haboob** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:52 pm

Tarquin · Post by **Tarquin** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:52 pm

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Thu May 09, 2013 10:12 pm

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Thu May 09, 2013 10:27 pm

Husband asks wife what she would do if he won the lotto.
She replies that she would take half of it and disappear.
He tells her that he won R 20 , gives her R10 and tells her to disappear.

truckin · Post by **truckin** » Thu May 09, 2013 10:48 pm

n Paar dae gelede het ek na afloop van 'n vergadering in n hotel desperaat na my motorsleutels gesoek.
Hulle was nie in my handsak nie. 'n Vinnige soektog in die lokaal het ook niks opgelewer nie.
Skielik het ek besef dat ek hulle in die motor gelos het.
My man was al by tye baie kwaad omdat ek die sleutels in die aansitter los. My teorie is, die beste plek om sleutels nie te verloor nie, is om hulle in die aansitter te los. My man se teorie is dat die motor gesteel kan word. Oorhaastig het ek na die parkeerplek gestorm.
Toe ek deur die deur van die parkeergarage bars, ek het tot 'n skrikwekkende gevolgtrekking gekom. Sy teorie was reg.
Die parkeerplek was leeg!!!
Ek het dadelik die polisie gebel. Ek het hulle van my ramp vertel en bely dat ek die sleutels in die motor gelos het, en dat dit gesteel is.
Toe het ek die moeilikste oproep van almal gemaak, "My liefie," het ek gestamel, ek noem hom altyd "my liefie" in tye soos hierdie.
"Ek het my sleutels in die motor gelos en dit is gesteel." Daar was 'n paar oomblikke van stilte. Ek het gedink ek het die oproep verloor, maar toe hoor ek sy stem: "Maak jy dalk n grap?", blaf hy, "ek het jou afgelaai!
Nou was dit my beurt om stil te bly. Na n rukkie se ek skaam, "Wel, jy kan my nou maar kom haal."
Hy antwoord, "Ek sal, sodra ek hierdie polisieman kan oortuig dat ek nie jou motor gesteel het nie!"

ROOFER · Post by **ROOFER** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:39 pm

dis mos nou n' flikse polisie man of hoe

ROOFER · Post by **ROOFER** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:55 pm

dont hate the player

ROOFER · Post by **ROOFER** » Fri May 10, 2013 12:05 am

Post by **Mud Dog** » Fri May 10, 2013 12:34 am

That'll teach her!

Tiger7 · Post by **Tiger7** » Fri May 10, 2013 5:48 am

Taljaag · Post by **Taljaag** » Fri May 10, 2013 6:10 am

Thunder02 · Post by **Thunder02** » Fri May 10, 2013 6:52 am

MOFASA · Post by **MOFASA** » Fri May 10, 2013 6:55 am

MOFASA · Post by **MOFASA** » Fri May 10, 2013 7:12 am

MOFASA · Post by **MOFASA** » Fri May 10, 2013 7:16 am

1 to hold the straight edge.
1 to see if ita lining up...
1 to use the red marking tape / paint.

And then you have
10 supervisors
4 union reps
3 cleaners
2 tea girls

And dont forget the 5 that are off sick........

MOFASA · Post by **MOFASA** » Fri May 10, 2013 7:17 am

MOFASA · Post by **MOFASA** » Fri May 10, 2013 7:18 am

MOFASA · Post by **MOFASA** » Fri May 10, 2013 7:21 am

MOFASA · Post by **MOFASA** » Fri May 10, 2013 7:22 am

MOFASA · Post by **MOFASA** » Fri May 10, 2013 7:23 am

Run Forest RUN...........

TOYODA · Post by **TOYODA** » Fri May 10, 2013 7:24 am

A woman bursts into the pharmacy, grabs the pharmacist by the collar and frantically shouts: “Sir, do you have cotton balls!”

The pharmacist calmly replies: “What do I look like to you, a @#$%&* Teddy bear?”

Taljaag · Post by **Taljaag** » Fri May 10, 2013 8:10 am

Post by **CasKru** » Fri May 10, 2013 8:11 am

We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated