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Re: Man & Wife at the Zoo

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:clap: :lol: :lol:
No one has ever made it out alive yet .
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Re: New Kitty Toy.......

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Driving a Hilux gives a man balls of steel. poor kitty :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Telephone call

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:surrender: :surrender:
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Re: Priority disorders

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:lol: :laugh2: :lmao:
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Re: Bank Robbery

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Flink gedink
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Re: House Breaking

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Vatso katvis, hie komme ding!!!
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Re: Bank Robbery

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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...
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Re: Priority disorders

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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...
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Re: Man & Wife at the Zoo

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:lmao: :lmao:
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Rugby in Heaven

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Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.

When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved rugby all our lives, and we played rugby on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's rugby there."

Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed," Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you.

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At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Mike--Mike."

"Who is it? asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

"Mike--it's me, Joe."

"You're not Joe. Joe just died."

"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice."

"Joe! Where are you?"

"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."

"Tell me the good news first," says Mike.

"The good news," Joe says," is that there's rugby in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play rugby all we want, and we never get tired."

That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?





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Re: Signs

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Re: Signs

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Not all those who wander are lost!

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Re: Rugby in Heaven

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Bitter sweet :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Rugby in Heaven

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Damm, dit was nou n lekker lag.
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Re: Rugby in Heaven

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Something to look forward to, lucky Mike.
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Re: Signs

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Ag nee s#it!!! :lmao:
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Re: Rugby in Heaven

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Man & Wife at the Zoo

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:alvarin: :alvarin: :alvarin:
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Re: Priority disorders

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:silent: :silent: :silent:
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Re: Telephone call

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: New Kitty Toy.......

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Frozen to death

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Talking Parrots

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Sniffer

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:shock2: :shock2: :shock2:
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Re: The Hungry Monkey

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: The Four Cats

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:blackeye: :laugh2: :lmao:
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Re: Was that your cat

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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Re: Telephone call

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Gorilla Remover........

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Priority disorders

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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Re: Rugby in Heaven

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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Re: Signs

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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Re: Bank Robbery

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Skerp. :thumbup: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Re: House Breaking

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Justin Bieber in Cape Town.

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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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SAP.

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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Reality.

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Pets.

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Dont forget your pets when you go away. :thumbup:
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How people eat chicken

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:mocking: I've seen this :shock2: :lmao:
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Re: Rugby in Heaven

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:shock2:
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Re: Pets.

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:laugh2:
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Re: How people eat chicken

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Who do you think you are calling me a coloured??!! :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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Re: How people eat chicken

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To true brother, I worked with an African lady from Zimbabwe who ate chicken bones.

We used to laugh at the "crunch" "crunch" in our meetings.

I must be coloured, no meat left on my bones.

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Re: Justin Bieber in Cape Town.

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:laugh2: :laugh2: Justhin, ek se!
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Re: Reality.

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:lol: :lol: Makes sense, SA is after all 'out of this world'. :D:
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Re: Reality.

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Hilux country!
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Re: Justin Bieber in Cape Town.

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:lmao: Djou ma se Djustin! :lmao:
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Re: How people eat chicken

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wrong, in the last one, the "Streetwise two" box should be lying in the street
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Re: Pets.

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Still like this one;
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Re: How people eat chicken

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Ek's definitief wit. Sover ek kan kies, raak ek nie aan my kos met my hande nie...
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Re: Justin Bieber in Cape Town.

Post by warthog »

Jithie Man, ma djy'th kool!
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Re: New Kitty Toy.......

Post by Donkey »

ouch :lmao:
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Re: New Kitty Toy.......

Post by gavin »

Hahahahahahaha
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Re: Pets.

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:thumbup:
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Re: Pets.

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:tongue:
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Re: New Kitty Toy.......

Post by Toppie4x4 »

Brilliant!!!!! :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Re: SAP.

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seker weer een of ander street vendor wat op verkeerde plek gesmous het!!!! :cooldude: :cooldude:
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Re: Telephone call

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This is actually a true story :shock2:
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We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!

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Re: Pets.

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:yahoo: :yahoo:
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Re: Telephone call

Post by MOFASA »

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
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